There was a couple making out behind a tree after school.

they were supposed to be heading home.

it started to rain.

they didn't care and kept on kissing

lightning started to strike,

and they could both hear thunder

water was dropping down on them

but they didn't care

they started kissing more and more

it was getting hot between them

the boy pushed the girl onto the tree

and put his arms around her.

as soon as his lips touched her lips again,

lightning struck the tree and they both

fell unconsious.

the janitor found them behind the tree

they were transfered to a hospital nearby

the boy woke up,

but the girl was still unconsious

the boy was very guilty

the girls kidney started to fail because of the lightning volt

the doctors tried everything to save her.

the boy decided to donate his kidney

the blood matched

his parents said not to,

because he would die

but the boy was determined

it was his fault and they all knew it

before they went into surgery,

the girl woke up

she asked what was going on

nobody told her

the docotrs said that they were going to just check if something was wrong.

she believed them

they didnt tell her that her kidney was failing

the boy closed his eyes and prayed.

the girl and boy held hands

"we're going to be okay" he told her

"i know" she replied

"i love you very much. you know that" he said

"i love you as much as you do" she said

"ill always be with you" he said

"and me too" she said

they were put to sleep

a tear slid down the boys cheeks as the doctors started the surgery

a tear slid down the girls cheek too

when the doctors took the kidney out of the boy,

two more tears fell on his cheeks as he died...

as the doctors finished the surgery,

they heard the girl whisper,

"i'll always be with you"

and her heart stopped beating.

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*W*H*I*T*E*

>Almost married

*B*L*A*C*K*

>Your single but u like some one

*M*A*G*E*N*T*A*

>Heartbroken

*P*I*N*K*

>taken and confused

*P*U*R*P*L*E*

>Wish you could go back in time...

*B*L*U*E*

>Taken & loving it and like that person alot

*Y*E*L*L*O*W*

>Single, not hating it, not loving it, just waiting for someone...

*G*R*E*E*N*

>Like someone that says they like you back, but not going out

*R*E*D*

>#### it ...

*B*R*O*W*N*

>IM A SUPER NINJA TURTLE!!!!!

*S*I*L*V*E*R*

>Single and loving it but waiting for the rite person

FRIENDS: Will stand guard while u take a piss.

NEW MEXICO FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

NEW MEXICO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the guy/gurl you tried to pick up

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.

NEW MEXICO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that s*** was fun "
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

NEW MEXICO FRIENDS: laugh at you
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.

NEW MEXICO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.

NEW MEXICO FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

NEW MEXICO FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.

NEW MEXICO FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that s***, you know we
don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!" HAHAHAHA !!!!
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week..

NEW MEXICO FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

NEW MEXICO FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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FRIENDS: Will talk s*** to the person who talks s***
about you.

NEW MEXICO FRIENDS: Will knock them the F*** out!!

JANUARY=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the center. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them MFE.


FEBURARY=LOSER
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon.
Has more than one best friend.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.


MARCH=SEXY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
travelling. A great kisser. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

APRIL=GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.Very! sexy.Affectionate & Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered. Very stubborn in the most way possible! Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense! Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*. Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of MFE these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others.


MAY=LOVER
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
being at home. Restless. having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited.


JUNE=FLIRT
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you.
You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods
about the past and the old friends. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover.

JULY=SEXY BE-YOCH
You've got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
and more than likely have a very attractive
partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with an
August brithday. It is also more than likely
that you have a massive record collection. When it
comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day
become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
you've got the looks for it!!!

AUGUST=ATTITUDE
outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone".
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter.


SEPTEMBER=Sweetie
Hella sexy, loves sex n makin luv, tends to be SOOOOO hott!!Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand.you are a great match with some body in june.



OCTOBER=THUG
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Great in bed.Inner
and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices.
Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others.
It is all about love and fairness.Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fullfill.
Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions.
Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all.


NOVEMBER=HOTTIE
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind.


DECEMBER=BEAUTY
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best

::TINKERBELL::

_i miss ma love so much_

::GRUMPY BEAR::

_taken but confused_

::SPIDER MAN::

_single, not hatin it, not lovin it, just waitin..._

::MICKEY MOUSE::

_single & lovin it_

::BIG BIRD::

_just plain single_

::TIGGER::

_single & just plain pimpin it_

:: PATRICK::

_dont give a f*** anymore_

::BULLWINKLE::

_just want 2 F*** someone right NOW_

::ELMO::

_taken & love that person very MUCH_

::BARNEY::

_im a dumbass & dont care about relationships_

::BATMAN::

_im a Secret Crime Fightin Ninja & I Do Kick Ass oh & I'm SINGLE_

::SuPeRmAn::

_heart broken_

::COOKIE MONSTER::

_u love cookies, & taken_

:: DoRa ThE ExPlOReR::

_u r the best_

::SpOnGeBoB::

_u like someone & they like u back but not yet goin out_

::SNOOPY::

_taken but gonna feelin lonely_

::TELlIeTuBIE::

_taken but gonna break up::

CANCER

Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed. Most horny.

PISCES

Carin. Smart. Center of attenion. 2 Sex, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely wierd but in a good way. Amazin in bed & 1 mean amazin.

LIBRA

Very gentle. Very Romantic. Nice. Love is 1 of a kind. Silly & fun, sweet! Hav own unique sexiness. Great Kisser. Most carin person u will ever meet! Very nice person!

GEMINI

Sassy. Inttelligent. Sexy Predict future. Irrestibl, awsome kisser. Great talker. Always gets wat he/she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!

AQUARIUS

Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare 2 find. Loves bein in long relationships. Extremly energetic. Amazin in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES

Outgoin. Spontanions. Not 1 2 f*** with. Hav own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take u 2 the moon in bed. Best of them all. Sexy. Has all the guys on their strap. Can make anybody want them. Can take u there...if u know wat we're talkin about here

TAURUS

Aggressive.Freak in bed.Rare 2 find. Loves bein in long relationships. Likes 2 give a good fight 4 wat they want. Extremly outgoin. Outstanin kisser. Sexual as F***.

LEO

Great talker. Sexy. F***in Hott. Laid back. Knows how 2 hav fun. Is really good @ F***in. Great kisser.Gets wat he/she wants

Virgo

Dominat in relationships. Sexy. Always horny. Freak in bed. Not a virgen. Always wants the last word. F***en Sexy. Loud.Carin.Smart.Loves bein in long relationships. Addictive. Wat the oppistie sex wants.

Scorpio

EXTREMELY sexy. Talkative. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. Freak in bed. Great kisser. Not 1 2 mess with. Always get wat they want.

SAGITTARIUS

Spontanious. Horny. High sex appeal. Rare 2 find. Good when found. Loves bein in long relationships.

CAPRICORN

Nice. Extremly sexi. Undercover freak. Love is 1 of a kind. Great listeners. Very good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But Still Punch Your Lights Out. Trustworthy 

Facts about livin in New Mexico

-Rabbits sleep in the of the road with all 4 feet in the air.

-There  r  5,000 types of snakes & 4,998 live in NM.

-There r 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in NM + a few no 1 has ever seen before

-If it grows, it will stick u

-If it crawls, it will bite u

-There r valid reasons some people put razor wire around their house

-The wind blows 90 mph from Oct. 2 'till june 25; then it stops totally 'till Oct. 2.

-Once & twiced r words

-Coldbeer is 2 word.

-Green grass GOES burn.

-U measure distance in minutes.

-U can switch from "heat" 2 "A/C" in the same day.

-Stores don't hav bags, they hav sacks.

-U see a car w/the engine runnin in the Wal-mart parkin lot w/no 1 in it, no matter wat time of year.

-The four seasons r: almost summer, summer, still sumer & Christmas.

-All the festivals across the state r named after a fruit, a vegetable, or balloons

-U only hav 4 spices in your kitchen: Salt, Pepper,Ketchup, & Tabasco

-Sexy underwear: T-shirt & boxers shorts

-The local papers cover national & international new on 1 page but requires six pages 2 cover Fr iday n ight high school football.

-U find 100 degrees a "tad" warm

-Goin 2 Wal-mart is a fav. past-time known as "goin Wal-Martin" or "off 2 Wally-world"

-U describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chilli weather

-A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...its coke regarless of brand or flavor

-The "NewsStand" doesn't sell ANYTHING havin 2 do with the new!

-Cuss, curse..who gives a ____ wat u call it? We say words u won't even understand!

-We hav green chilli, & we're the ONLY state that does

-Snow days? We get days off 4 gang shootins, DUI accidents, hight school hit list, meth labs busts, bomb threats, homicides, drug deals......

-The only "beach" we go 2 is The Beach waterpark, Tingle, Conchas, or the Butte & they all kick butt!

-The legal drinkin age is 21, but everyone starts @ 14

-Our governor wanted 2 legalize marijuana, so don't even yours is cooler

-U get looked @ funny when u r on vacation 'cuz most fools from the US don't even realize that NM is in the USA....

-All the moviestars might film in cali, but they come HERE 2 live. Val Kilmer, Gene Hackman, Freddie Prince Jr., Julia Roberts, Randy Travis..... & list goes on, all linin' in NM

-Los Alamos has the highest per capita income in the United States. Sunland Park has lowest.

-Albuquerque calebrated its Tri-Centennial...we're older than the US of A.

-Atomic bomb....enough said!...yea it was made here....

-We got Stealths....

-It rains about once a year, & when it does, everybody runs outside 2  play in it.

-We r not about 2 go somewhere, we r "fixin 2 go somewhere"

Some girls beg ..... and some girls borrow ....

Some girls lead .... and some girls follow ...

Some girls bring joy ... and some girls bring sorrow ... 

But all the best girls SUCK N SWALLOW!

Three of my hoes escaped last week. i found one in a strip joint. One in Las Vegas but, where the f**k are you!?