Another Majakian murdered, Derek Paterno captured CNET linked to Osama Bin Laden and 9/11 February 18, 2006 Associated Press Derek Paterno, former CEO of Paterno Communications and half-brother of terrorist MP (Matt Paterno)was arrested late last night at O'Hare Airport in Chicago. Paterno was caught by airport security in a plane's cargo hold and was quickly put under arrest. The FBI was notified within minutes of Paterno's arrest and took him into custody. Airport Security also recovered a briefcase full of documents connecting the parent company of Paterno Communications, CNET, and Osama Bin Laden himself. The papers document financial transactions between Osama Bin Laden and David Snider, CNET front man and manager of TV.com, the inadequate replacement for TvTome, dating back to November of 1999. State Police raided the CNET corporate headquarters in New York upon word of the arrest and recovered further documentation that David Snider has used CNET to fund terrorist attacks including 9/11, 7/7, and the USS Cole attack in the 90's. CNET Chairman and CEO, Shelby Bonnie, has promised full cooperation to authorities. On news of Snider's arrest, FOPrules07, a known Majakian sympathizer, was found dead in her New York, New York home, an apparent victim of carbon monoxide poisoning. Police have ruled it a homicide because of the recent spree of Majakian deaths. To date, fourteen have been killed. They are as follows: Shorty Shortstop Skip Foreplay Tony October Jimmy the Greek KingJohn23 Magna_Wolf Listener Everwood Chic joshieanimefreak _B-radG_ wiccanop_91 Chip jmarsh89 and just moments ago, FOPrules07. Who will be next?

I've decided to make a blog for no other reason than to rid myself of that horrid condition they call "boredom." It's about my screenname. I hate it. I originally signed up as something different when TV.com first opened, but they never sent me the activation email. I reregistered under this name, figuring I could change it later like I did at TvTome, and apparently I can't do that. So to make myself feel better and bore you all to tears, I came up with a totally awesome new explanation for what it means. *deep breath* F.O.P. is actually an acronym for the "Flying Octopus Posse." The F.O.P. have gathered together from all over the world to prove that they aren't crazy and that flying octopi exist everywhere -- in your kitchen, in your dining room, in your crawl space, in your Myspace, in your personal space -- that's right, EVERYWHERE. Now there is a small, lesser-known offshoot of the F.O.P. known as the "0ld 7ertigoees" who have blantently ripped off the movie "Se7en" by using the "7" as a "V," meaning that the word is "Vertigoees." They are people who suffer from vertigo, otherwise known as a sensation of spinning or whirling that occurs as a result of a disturbance in balance. (Probably due to all the flying octopi they're always chasing around.) Only a few unlucky members of F.O.P. have been cursed with vertigo, so they started a support group within a support group, if you will, to not feel alone. However, seeing as they are still mainly members of F.O.P., F.O.P. obviously "rules" over them. Therefore, F.O.P. rules the 07s. By making my screenname, I am informing you of an ultimate act of hypothetical insanity taking place in our world right now as we speak. Flying Octopus Posse, I mean what's next, the--oh wait, I made this all up. Heh... So what's the verdict? Am I original or just crazy, or do I need to be immediately diagnosed with ADD and put on a steady diet of Ritalin? Muahaha!