Today is yet another day in the ongoing saga called my life.

"Previously, when last we saw our hero, he was doing nothing and growing fatter by the second.
Now, he is still doing nothing and is growing even fatter by the second. What a lame *** hero he is."

"WTH, I'm a lame *** hero?! Screw you, I'm going home. Plus your fired, you'll never be a narrator again."

"STHU n00b, your a disgrace to the world."

"Up yours. Correction, make Seven Up yours."

Ahhhh, another dull day in my life. :D