I prefer above, personally.

A facepalm smiley would be awesome.

My friend keeps using E. Honda's thousand-hand spam in the corner. I can't figure out a good counter character to use against him. Got any ideas?

Nintendo updated it's Japanese Metroid Prime website with a message saying, "Another Side Story -coming soon-" and "The Metroid Prime history followed from the perspective of a space pirate." Source: http://wii.ign.com/articles/951/951894p1.html

Check out the Metroid webstite here and decide for yourself.

Goldeneye 007

Donkey Kong 64

and maybe Banjo-Kajooie.

Resident Evil 4 (or any Resident Evil game for that matter) - Bad controls, unintuitive gameplay, generally dark and dreary color palette. I don't understand the appeal.

Any Sports game (except for Wii Sports) - Those games are all made strictly for fans of sports. I am not a fan.

SamuelTilden

The appeal to RE4 is shooting zombie Spaniards.

Portal is now only $10 sold by itself on PC. I want to play it, but I'm running a low-end, four year-old XP. Obviously, I'm not a PC gamer, but I don't own a PS3 or 360. I appreciate any help you can give me.