...but also the worlds greatest blogger. I read his blog everytime he cba to update it. Recently I bought a new computer and for somer reason i kinda forgot about his blog since it wasnt in my bookmarks anymore. I just now decided to catch up on missed Cliffy B blosposts and what i found was maybe the best frikkin blogpost I have ever read and I just felt an urgent need to copy/paste the whole thing in here. So if u´re not reading his blog already this will surely tip you over. The URL is http://www.cliffyb.com/ and the following is a quote from his post "detail oriented" that was posted 2007-05-08

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"Those of you who read my blog know that in addition to gaming I'm a bit of a movie buff. Now that the summer film season is in full swing I felt obligated to line up for the one and only Spiderman 3 this past weekend. Not only did I catch this flick I caught it in the glory that is IMAX...

In the second row. It's now Tuesday night and I think my neck has finally recovered from whiplash. I literally had to move my head around to see what was going on. Cool in some ways... not so much in others...

Anyways, yeah, the movie was okay, but I had a few problems with it.

First, where was Venom's enormous tongue? Whenever he appeared in the comics he'd always have this enormous slobber ridden thing slopping out of his grille, flying everywhere like a labrador with its head hanging out of the side of an SUV. Nada. Kaput. I just wanted a little Spidey Super Villian tongue action and instead every time I saw that nasty shark face it quickly melted away into Topher Grace with bad prosthetic teeth.

Second, the world needs more Parker Posey.

Third, Kirsten Dunst's snaggle tooth is about the size of a 21 inch spinning rim when viewed on Imax. The thing looked like the tip of a big canine iceberg, ready to come out of the screen and chew me up into bits. Poor girl even had a pimple on her chin in one scene which appeared to be the size of my fist and would probably yield a good half gallon of ooze if popped.

Others noticed the "straggler hair' poking off of James Franco's shoulder in one scene. You know, we all get it, that one over ambitious hair gland that decides that it's going to work day and night to outpace all of the other hair glands so one day you wind up with a two foot long strand hanging off of your back which you then decide to hang onto to see just how long the damned thing will grow. (Perhaps you can lower it from your bedroom window like Rapunzel to allow suiters to come up and visit.)

I also swear that during one scene I actually saw powdered donut residue on the side of Franco's mouth.

Anyways, rumors about a Spidey 4 are already spreading like wildfire on the net. Some are claiming that Mandy Moore will take over for Mary Jane to which I say "Bravo!" I haven't found Kirsten Dunst hot since "Interview with the Vampire."

Just kidding, feds.

Let's hope Mandy negotiates to have some money put into the budget to allow for some computer generated donut dust and pimple remover because, quite frankly, that's all I was noticing half the time.

p.s. Dear Motorola: Please make a battery for my Q that lasts more than 6 hours. If the battery that I paid extra to die on me is the 'extended' life I fear for any sucker running around with the 'regular' life. "