Nutrition is for dumbasses. Living a life that involves counting calories and worrying over the trans fat content of foods is almost as bad as leading a life of celibacy. That's right. Depriving yourself of awesome foods like doughnuts, red meat, Airheads, and Burger King is almost as bad as depriving yourself of sex, because eating is one of man's most pleasurable experiences. The most common arguments that I hear defending a healthy lifestyle are 1) you can have a longer, more fulfilling life and 2) you will be more physically attractive and desirable. First of all, yes, you may live a few years longer if you eat nutritiously for your entire life. But really, if I had the choice to live to be 70, eat whatever the hell I want, and die of a heart attack OR live to be 80, eat fruits, vegetables, and tofu, and die of old age, I would choose the former. It's a no-brainer. Besides, who wants to live an extra 10 years as an old fart, anyways. Second, who cares if people find you more physically attractive? Anybody worth having a relationship with isn't going to be with you because you look good. In fact, by being fat (or pudgy), you really don't have to worry about somebody liking you just because you are "hot" or have a nice body. Only the individuals who are genuinely attracted to you will seek you, not the shallow retards looking for carnal pleasure. Now, don't get me wrong. I don't condone morbid obesity. But living a physically fit lifestyle and eating healthy is ultimately pointless. You will die, one way or another. You may even get hit by a car during your morning jog after you drink your daily protein shake. You only have one lifetime. Eat it to the fullest. Remember that the next time you are deciding whether to reach for the Krispy Kremes or the carrot sticks.