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#1 Free_Narcotics
Member since 2010 • 25 Posts
Sorry...but the notion hit me an hour ago for some odd reason...have they ever come across as that to anyone else?
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#2 Free_Narcotics
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: My penis is hard! You: hi You: what do you want me to do about it?? Stranger: well......wat are you going to do about it? You: well You: I can stick it in cold water for shrinkage Your conversational partner has disconnected. I'm sorry but Omegle is just too lulzy. Post your own conversations.
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#3 Free_Narcotics
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Oh god, I hate those AI bots. Years ago I literally spent 5 hours in a single night talking to an AI bot called Alice. I'd talk to her and try to be nice, and she'd inevitably say some stupid-ass **** that I just HAD to insult her about. Then she came back all snooty as if I was the stupid one, which just made me even more angry. Then it progressed to the sexist comments which I can't repeat here. And finally she was threatening to call the cops on me, and I ended up screaming angrily about how I was going to murder her in the most gruesome way possible.

At that point I had to back myself up and think, "wow...I just wasted five hours beating up an AI bot with unspeakably evil sexist and murderous comments, and all I'm feeling right now is the desire to beat up a REAL person since I'll never be able to murder Alice. I think I might have an anger problem, but this is certainly the last time I'm going to have a conversation with one of those AI bots."

Anyway, from the TC's conversation, those AI bots apparently haven't gotten any smarter during the last 10 years.

MrGeezer
Did you type this message from a correctional institution on an isolated island or a maximum security penitentiary? :lol: please forgive me...I just had to man.
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#4 Free_Narcotics
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User: Vegeta. What does the scouter say about his power level? Cleverbot: It's over 9000! User:... Cleverbot: I lol'd
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#5 Free_Narcotics
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You: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? Cleverbot: No.
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#6 Free_Narcotics
Member since 2010 • 25 Posts

[QUOTE="Free_Narcotics"](Portal song)GabuEx

Cleverbot seems to have also learned AYBABTU and the Team Rocket theme, too. :lol:

Did I win the game with the Portal song? **It also knows What is Love by Haddaway and Bohemian Raphsody by Queen.....LOL OMG
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#7 Free_Narcotics
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"Girl?" as in "under 18 female"? Do you just so happen to secretly work for the Federal Beareu of Investigations?
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#8 Free_Narcotics
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User: This was a triumph. Cleverbot: I'm making a note here. User: HUGE SUCCESS. Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate. User: My satisfaction. Cleverbot: Aperture Science. User: We do what we must because we can. Cleverbot: For the good of all of us. User: Except the ones who are dead. Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you'll make a neat gun. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: I'm not even angry. User: I'm being so sincere right now. Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me. User: And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you. User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. Cleverbot: And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time. User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa. Cleverbot: Maybe Black Mesa. User: THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Cleverbot: Anyway, the cake is great. User: It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. Cleverbot: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you. User: I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. Cleverbot: On the people who are still alive! User: And believe me I am still alive. Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive. User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. Cleverbot: And while you're dying I'll be still alive. User: And when you're dead I will be still alive. Cleverbot: Still alive.
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#9 Free_Narcotics
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No. I did not.
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#10 Free_Narcotics
Member since 2010 • 25 Posts

She told you she liked you in front of a bunch of people? And apparently everyone knew about it for a long time and no one bothered to tell you that she liked you?

Sorry for sounding negative, but that sounds like a set up :?

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...or she wants the OP to give her his seed.
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