Well, I decided to host an event in 22 days. Why? Because in 22 days, it will be my 17th birthday.

This is for COM's only because I don't have my Wii. This will also set the pace for Brawlmania. Everyone who is in the Union will see the story progess in the Battle Thread.

Super Smash Bros. World Union and Fullmetal Inc. Presents:

His mind was together. Now it's broken.

Metallic Mind

Official Theme Song: Stronger-Kanye West

Matches:

Memory

Lucas vs. Ness for the Number One Contender's Shot for the SSBWU Intercontinetal Championship at Brawlmania

Mario Bros. vs. Donkey and Diddy Kong for the SSBWU Tag Team Championship

Happyness

Bowser vs. Link vs. Pikachu for the SSBWU Rated R Championship

Triple Threat Ladder Match for the SSBWU Hardcore Championship

Fear

Money in the Bank Placement Match to replace Fullmetal: Zelda vs. Peach

Money in the Bank Preview: Ganondolf vs. Ike

Fantasy

Main Event: X-Factor Match for a Number One Contender's Shot at the SSBWU X-Division Championship: Mario vs. Luigi vs. Wario

So, after all this is done, Brawlmania will change forever!!!

Now, on to some fun stuff.

I was watching T.V. and I saw my favorite comedian John Pinette and here are some funny quotes from him:

"There's no such thing as a beginner's yoga. Take your head and stick it up your a**.

"I went to KFC, which is tasty but it's an nutrinal eqvalent to smoking crack."

"My friends gave me tequilla before I went skiing. To think it would be my first time skiing so they should take me to the little slope. No. John's funnier when he's falling down a big mountain. They took me to Mount Son of a B****. They threw me off the mountai. I didn't even ski once."

"A trainer told me, "Give me a sit-up" I said Nye Nye. I don't do up's. Sit-ups, push-ups, pull-ups. I do downs. Sit down, lay down, black jack, I double down, give me a cheeseburger, I will wolf it down, put on a little music I boogy down. Drop it likes it's hot. I don't do up's. Up's defie gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law!"