You know what? I need two new officers (No, I didn't demote anyone) Who wants the job? Come on people, there's cookies if you want the job.

Also, I'm sending a telegram soon like tomorrow so watch out for that.

And now, I leave you with this quote:

*Warning: This quote is censored for words that might hurt little kid's ears. You have been warned*

This is what my brother told me before he met his wife:

"Bro, my friends gave me Viagra because they think my **** doesn't work. I told them my **** works just fine and only took half of it. ThenI felt it in my pants. I thought no girl would look away. I swear, my **** was so **** that the **** of my **** was so shiny, that I could see my hair on my head and comb it."

At this point, my ears started bleeding like a thousand suns. And he then continued:

"Now thn, do you want to take a piece?" My bro said. I said no. "Well, at least I'm not Harry Potter. All the owls hoot at him, saying "Your going to die! I swear tht Domino's Pizza doesn't deiever to him doing the summer. "Doyou have the money, Mr. Potter?" And Harry then says "Of coarse I have the f***ing money!!! What is thi, a drug deal?"

Ah, good times. Laters peeps..........yes, I called you guys after a colorful mashmollow. Deal with it. :P