Have you ever fallen off a roof before?

It hurts like hell.

I fell off a roof. Don't ask why I was up there. Luckily I fell onto grass and not pavement, but I can promise you that's not what I was thinking at the time. What I was thinking more closely resembled this:

"......aaaaaAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh..."

Yes, a pained groan if I've ever heard (or made) one.

I'm okay, though, nothing feels broken or sprained... though I'm not a doctor, so my opinion's not very trustworthy.

In (much) better news, I headed to the local CompUSA yesterday (pre-roof experience) and grabbed the Half-Life 1 Anthology, so I can experience Dr. Freeman's adventures from where they began, and Tron 2.0, because, well, it looks pretty. You can probably guess which game I'm more impressed with.

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If you're having trouble with this, there are other issues at hand.

Anyways, some people requested Userbars, but all of my attempts to sit up straight have been in vain. Yes, I'm writing this in a horizontal position. It may be another few days before I'm artistically capable again.

Now, to figure out how to play Opposing Force with one hand...