[spoiler] Who has heard of this game? I want it. :P [/spoiler]

Now to answer your questions. =D

Kristy101: " Were you a Unicorn in your past life? What it is a serious question xD!"

Answer: Heck no. I was a Zebra. :D Of course, I got called oreo a lot during that time, and someone tried to eat me. :(

youtube_tv: " what's your username mean "



Answer: It means "Getting your funk on 6 times a day" in ancient Funk. :)



Lucky_Number666: " Meh... Would you eat a Puppy?"


Answer: Depends on the breed. I would eat my poodle though. ._.


soniccomics: " do you have mr. expendable in your party?
6X7?
6x7?
7X6?
7x6?
What was the answer to the last 4 questions?
What is the answer to the question of life the universe and everything?"

Answer: 1. Yep. I have Lucca in there too. :P
2. 42
3. 42
4. 9001
5. 42
6. You tell me. ._.
7. 42 :P


Evolution_666: " Have you ever been to the Moon?"

Answer: I even brought souvenirs. :D :P

1992miguel1992: " How old are you?"


Answer: 12. Get away from me you bad man. :cry:


stitch069917: "Any relation to GaaraoftheFunk5?
Favorite Naruto character (besides Gaara)?"


Answer: 1. Yes, GaaraOfTheFunk5 is my imposter. :P
2. The ninja that has a headband and does stuff. :P But I like Jiraiya. :)


ninjax226: " Where did you get that awesome banner?"


Answer: From a little fairy named Nicasso. :P


KataraWatergirl: "1) Are you a Chocobo?
2) Why do I love Sephiroth?
3) Do you like pie?
4) Hug?"


Answer: 1. No, I am a moogle. :(
2. Because Sephiroth is hot enough to make anyone fall in love with him, even men. :|
3. I like cherry pie. :P
4. Kiss ;)


Scatha_guardian: " So, what are you plans for the future now? As in college, a job, etc..."


Answer: I want to be writer, hopefully. I really love to write, and wanted to publish my own stories. I currently have 3 ideas in the work, and one of them I am working on in my spare time. If that doesn't work out, I could be a chef. :P


bananamilk24: " lol, have you ever lost a fight? Can you lick your own elbow? Or atleast your own......eyebrow?"


Answer: 1. Depends. What kind of fight? I lose to women a lot at one thing...:P jk But seriously, I haven't lost in a fist fight no.
2. Yes, I can. It's easy. I just take off my tongue to do it. :| I have to steal someone else's afterwards though. :P


Nicasso: "1) Will you marry me?
2) Raichu is lot better than Pikachu. Yes or no?
3) If you were in a prison. Would you drop the soap, in the shower, on purpose?
4) What are your top 10 hottest chicks? (Both real ones and anime ones are eligible. )
5) Taco pancakes or Pancake tacos?
6) What's the capitol of Nicaragua?
7) Why am I naked?
8 ) If you were a girl, what kind of guys would you like?
9) Did you know I asked 9 questions because 9 is my lucky number?

- Are you made of styrofoam? o_O
- Is that even how you spell styrofoam? o_O

and here's a fresh batch just because I'm that bored:

* What's your bra size?
* Can I land on Uranus?
* Why aren't I in puberty yet? ._.
* Is there a fanclub for people who only like "Bob the Builder", "Oreos", "Orlando Bloom", "Belgium" and "Sonic"?
* What's shaped like a pineapple but tastes like a tomato? o_o
* Sprechen sie Deutsch?
* Do you, like me, think that Papa Smurf and Smurfette had something going on?
* Is there something wrong with the fact that I wear an eyepatch for underwear?
* Hehe, moo?
* That should be enough questions for now. Don't you think? "


Answer: 1. Yes. :oops:
2. Pikachu is "faster", so no. :P
3. Of course. :D Because then reverse psychology will kick in, if they noticed it was on purpose. They won't think twice about it. :P
4. Michael Jackson, David Bowie, Brad Pitt, Sa-oh. Top 10 chicks. *shifty eyes* Well, I guess you could consider MJ a chick too. :P And I really don't have a top 10, because all I need is one person. :) I hope you're reading this too. You know who you are. :P
5. Taco Pancakes, because it has the initials TP. TP = Toilet Paper. Toilet Paper is needed for someone's bunghole from that one show. So that's my answer. :) :P
6. Canada? :|
7. Because you just got out of bed with me. :oops:
8. Asian men who are shorter than me. :oops
9. I thought you asked 9 questions just to make things difficult by ending it in an odd number instead of an even. Damn you. :P
10. Yes. You can do whatever you want with me now. :oops: Or you can just use me as a padding to pack something away. :|
11. Let me check...yep. :| *gives you a cookie for being smart* :)
12. 32 C. :oops:
13. Anytime. You are always welcome there. ;) But there might be some unknown aliens residing there, depending on the time of day. :|
14. Late bloomer? ._. Poor Grandpa...:P
15. Yes, I'm in it. :| It's called the "We love Bob The Builder, Oreos, Orlando Bloom, Belgium, and Sonic club". Want to join? We have weird orgies there every other weekday. :|
16. You really don't want to know. :oops:
17. Ich denke so nicht. o_o
18. You tell me. O_O
19. Nope. I do too. Fits very comfortbly. :|
20. Hehe, cluck. Ah, touche! ._.
21. Nope. You forgot to ask more personal things. :oops:


GreenCycloneCyd: "Are you a hamburger?"


Answer: Yes, that's why I hang out with vegetarians. :P


Skeletalknight: "Will you answer my question?"


Answer: No.


HeavenNathious: "And have you ever stolen from someone younger than you? "


Answer: Yes, my brother's future. :twisted: :(


-animeshowdown-: " Bis3xuality or leprosy?"


Answer: Both. :D


Death_Bro: " if you had a gun who would you shoot with it"


Answer: I would shoot the creator of porta pottys. :|


DarkShadow_23: " Is Gaara really 'of the funk'?"


Answer: *slaps you for asking such an obvious question* 8) Keep the change. :P


glostlover: "How old do you think I am?
Who do you think you are? *tries to say it in an angry way*
Where is Uchiha Sasuke?
Where's waldo?"


Answer: 1. Older than me. :P So 17? :|
2. I think I am GaaraOfTheFunk6, although I could be wrong. I'm worse than Gad. :P
3. In your pants. :|
4. In my pants. o_o


Shinigami124: " why didn't you care when i was suspended? What do you think of pie?"


Answer: 1. I didn't even know you were suspended until you came back. I rarely check my PM's. :cry:
2. See KataraWatergirl's answer. :P


That's all for now. :) Bye bye everyone. My computer is still infected by the way. :( But I iwll get it back soon, and I love the Fairy Tail union btw. ^^ Just can't post much until I get it fixed, or else I will be waiting an hour to post each time. :P


~Katrina

Well, the "Ask Mr. Funk" bug didn't ban me this time, (I win. :P) But it had a side effect on me. Not a pleasant one either. ._. When I woke up yesterday, I had nothing wrong with my computer. :D I go out, come back, and my computer is infected with 587 viruses, and about 400+ of them are Win32's. .____.

The only things working on my internet or the sites in my favorites and browsing history, (which I cleaned out the other day. Damn me. :cry: )
and a couple other sites. As for what's on my computer I have still have my media players and MSN. :P Everything else went bye bye. ;_;

I am going to have to reformat everything once I buy Windows Vista again, which will be tomorrow. I still want to know what the hell happened. Seriously. :| That's all for now. Be back soon. :D

I'll give this one more shot before i give up completly. :lol:

Ask me any questions, and I will answer them next blog. have fun. :P

I now have over 20k posts all together now from me and my imposters. It's been a long road, and I have achieved a lot on here. :D

Can you guess which imposter had the most posts? :P

How has your week been so far? :) I am so confused about things right now I don't know what to do anymore. @_@ I was contemplating killing myself with a sock, but that didn't work out too well. :P

And tonight is anime night, on CN. So yay. :D That's all for now. :P

You go to New Jersey. ._.

Hey peeps. :P What's up? I need to blog more often, and actually reply to people's comments too. *shifty eyes*

How many people in here can really say they have been in a near death experience about 6-10 times a year? *raises hand* ._. I am a walking hazard. I am surprised I am not dead yet. Last week was awful. We were driving home from the Hospital, because of some virus my dog caught, and gave to us. (the dog is better now by the way. :P Little mut) On the way back home, there is a 16 wheeler, on the side of us. There was another car behind the rig as well.

Well, suddenly the truck lost it's momentum, and we had to swerve off the road to get out of it's way, and the driver behind ended up crashing and there was some serious damage done to his car. We mangaed to survive with only a little paint scratched off. :P

Turns out he was a little drunk, and he used that excuse too. He was driving for some small company, not well known, since I didn't recognize it. :P

So I guess my main part of this is: DO NOT DRIVE DRUNK. Jesus. What are drivers like in the world today? :o You know from my little time I have spent in Arizona, thinking the drivers in California sucked, wait till you meet some of the people in Arizona, where I live now. :P Not to offend, though, but a lot of the people are rude about it too. Meanies. ;__;

Well that's it for now. :P If you have any questions, then feel free to ask. :) Doesn't mean I will answer them though. :P And lastly, can anyone make me a FMA banner? :o

Well, I just finished the first and so far only chapter (it just came out this month. :P) of Bakuman, from Tsugumi Ohba. I already want to read the next one. If you have the time, check it out. I'm probably not going to read it for a while again though, so I can let the chapters pile up. :P

That's all for now.

Yep. It's been a tough day today. I am leaving to go to bed. See you later. :P

...*silence* :o

I logged in today to check my PM's, skim the forums, then leave. But, I come to find out I have not one, not two, but THREE TOS. Someone is after me. ._. One of the TOS was for my sig. :? Doesn't make much sense, it wasn't even big. I hate this place. -__-;

*burns the site* There we go. .__.

This is how the world will end. :P

*sigh* Bored...and a little confused about something right now. Seems school is starting back up for most people. Should be fun. :o As for me, I am going to be more active in my writing, and continue my current job. Also, I am going to try and make more friends over the course of the school year. :P So how has your summer been treating you?

Apparently, while I was gone, I was tagged. Oh goodie. Thanks Anthony. :P

So...I have to list 10 things about myself.

1. I am the greatest person you will ever meet. :P

2. I have a fear of ghosts. They do exist dammit. :P

3. I am made out of candy.

4. I am not a pidgeon. My about me lies.

5. I am neither male nor female.

6/7. I am in my boxers right now. :oops: O_o

8. I like the sight of blood. *vampire mode*

9. I am the Alpha.

10. I am the Omega.

11. I combined 6 and 7 so I can make an eleven, just because I like that number. Don't judge me. :cry:

For those of you wondering, I was gone on a trip, and a series of unfortunate events rendered me unable to come back onto the internet until now.