The setting of this fanfic is before the 2 and a half year time skip and before Sasuke left the Leaf village. I know this might not entirely go along with what happened in the anime, but please just go along with it. I think you'll like it.
Time: Midday
Place: Konoha
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Naruto is walking along one of the pathways in the Leaf Village. It is lunch time, so he is headed toward Ichiraku Ramen. Coincidentally, Sakura comes walking down the path also. Naruto is glad to see her so he stops to talk to her.
Naruto: Hey Sakura! What's up?
Sakura: Oh, hey Naruto. Have you seen Sasuke anywhere?
As they are speaking, Sasuke also happens to meet them.
Sakura: SASUKE!!!
As soon as he sees Sakura, he leaves in a hurry.
Sakura: Sasuke!! NOOOO! *to Naruto* Why does he hate me so much!?! Naruto! Why won't he go out with me!?
Naruto: Hmm...Maybe you could go out with someone else (hehe...like ME) to make him....Jealous
Sakura: Really?
Randomly, the Sand Siblings (Gaara, Kankuro, Temari) come around the corner
Naruto: You guys!? What are you all doing here?
Kankuro: We just finished a mission escorting a group of merchants here, so we'll be here for the next week until they finish their business and are ready to head home.
Naruto: Cool, so what are you all going to do while you're here?
Kankuro: I don't know
Temari: Me neither
Gaara: I'm bored
Naruto: Well, we could-
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Meanwhile, somewhere on the outskirts of Konoha.
Itachi: Are you ready Kisame?
Kisame: Of course! Hehehe, the Kyuubi will finally finally be ours!
Itachi: Do you remember the plan?
Kisame: I grab the kid and you drive the get-away van.
Kisame: ..........
Itachi: What is it?
Kisame: Are you SURE you won't run into anything this time?(you are half blind you know)
Itachi: FOR THE LAST TIME: I'LL BE FINE! I'm not going to crash again...
*FLASHBACK*
Itachi and Kisame stand on the side of the road staring at the smoking wreckage in front of them.
Itachi: ................................
Kisame: ......................................You IDIOT.
*BACK TO THE PRESENT*
Itachi: ....(maybe).
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Back in Konoha.
Naruto: ...or we could-
Everyone: OK!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!!
Lee now makes his way down the path and encounters the group.
Lee: Oh! Good Morning Sakura!!!
Sakura: Oh no...
Lee: ....Sakura
Naruto: Here we go again
Lee: PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND!! I promise to protect you until the day I die!!
Sakura: Lee, for the last time N- hey wait a second
*FLASHBACK*
Naruto: Hmm...Maybe you could go out with someone else to make him....Jealous
*PRESENT*
Sakura: Actually, yes. I will.
Lee: OH PLEAS- wait, YOU WILL?
Everyone: SHE WILL!?
Sakura: Uh huh
Lee: YAHOO!! I can't believe it!
Naruto: (oh sure, she decides to go out with HIM but not ME!)
Suddenly, Naruto's cell phone starts ringing. (yes, we'll pretend they all have cell phones)
Naruto: Heh? Someone's calling me.....Oh my GOSH!!! There's a guy calling me saying that I've won a life time supply of ramen!!!
Gaara: Lucky, I never win anything (money, door prizes, contests, popularity, friends....)
Naruto runs off to his house where the mysterious ramen people told him to meet them, while everyone else heads off to eat lunch together.
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A few minutes later at Naruto's house.
Naruto: *huff* *huff* Hello? Anyone here?
There is a rustling in the bushes a few feet away, but Naruto is too tired to notice.
Naruto: Ra~~~~~men~~~~~, where are you~~~~~.
A twig snaps in the bushes.
Naruto: Huh? *turning around* ramen?- GWAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*THUD*
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About ten minutes later at Ichiraku Ramen. The Sand Siblings, Sakura, Lee, and Sasuke (he joined them after Naruto left) are eating lunch.
Sasuke: I still can't believe it.......you're really going out with Lee, Sakura? (thank God, maybe now she'll finally leave me alone)
Sakura: YEP!!! (HA! He's so shocked! He must be so jealous...Soon I'll have him in the palm of my hand.)
Suddenly Hinata calls Sakura on her cellphone. Sakura puts her on speakerphone.
Hinata: *huff huff* Everyone! It's horrible!!
Gaara: What!? What is it!?
Hinata: I-I was walking to Naruto's house to tell him something, but when I got there, there were these two guys in front of his door...They were both wearing big black cloaks with red clouds on them-
Sakura: Akatsuki!!
Hinata: One of them looked a lot like a fish...
Gaara: Kisame!
Hinata: And the other one had...Sharingan...
Sasuke: ........ITACHI!!
Hinata: I hid behind a wall and watched them...Then the fish guy knocked Naruto out, tied up, and hauled him into a van!
Hinata: We have to help him- EEEEEEEEK!!!!
Sakura: Hinata!?
Temari: Hinata!!!!!
Sasuke: What happened to her!?
Voice on phone: Hmph...it seems that the pesky Hyuuga girl has revealed our actions to all of you. However, it matters not. There is nothing that you can do to rescue them.
Kankuro: Let them go!!
Itachi: fufufufufufufu...of course, we'll give you their corpses back once we're done with them
Sasuke: GRRRRR!!! FACE ME YOU COWARD!!!
Itachi: fufu...do you really think you can take me now, brother? Very well then; come, and we shall see if your hate is yet strong enough
Itachi hangs up the cell phone.
Gaara: Naruto...
Sakura: And Hinata.........
Lee: I'M GOING OUT WITH SAKURA! I'M GOING OUT WITH SAKURA!!!
Temari: SHUT THE HECK UP!!!
Sasuke: Itachi......I'll make you pay for everything, and get Naruto and Hinata back.
Sakura: I will too.
Kankuro: We all will!!
Lee: I too will help (to prove myself to Sakura)
Gaara: Let's go.......
Gaara: ......
Sasuke: .....................
Everyone: ................................................
Gaara: No one has any idea where they are, do they?
Everyone: ..................................................................
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Will everyone figure out where Itachi and Kisame are?
Will Naruto and Hinata be rescued?
Will Sasuke become jealous of Lee?
And what ever happened to the get-away van?



Itachi: ....
Kisame: ....
Itachi: Don't.....say.....a word.
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Hah, I love cliff-hangers. I hope you all enjoyed this. I'm hoping to have the next chapter out soon. Please leave comments and tell me what you think!
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