Time: 2:30 P.M.
Setting: Ichiraku Ramen
As Itachi and Kisame make their get-away, Sakura, Sasuke, Lee, and the Sand Siblings wonder how to find them.
Sakura: So what should we do?
Temari: Shouldn't we go to see the Hokage and tell her that Naruto and Hinata have been kidnapped?
Lee: No way! By the time we manage to tell her, Naruto and Hinata could already have been turned into stew!!
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Sasuke: ...stew?
Kankuro: Why would Akatsuki want to eat them?
Lee: Gai-Sensei showed me a picture once of that fish guy with the sword.
Gaara: So?
Lee SO!? Have you seen that guy's TEETH!? I don't think those are for eating veggies!!!
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Temari: *Ahem* Anyway, how will we be able to find them? To track down powerful ninja like Akatsuki, we'd need an extremely elite tracking ninja...where are we going to find one of those?
Everyone: *deep in thought*
Kakashi: Hello everyone; what are you all doing here at Ichiraku Ramen?
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Gaara: That'll work.
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Meanwhile, somewhere in a dark, dank cave.
Naruto: W-where am I? What's going on.........And why is Hinata on top of me!?!?
Hinata: *unconcious*
Naruto: Hey....Hinata. Wake up! C'mon WAKE UP!!!
Hinata: *awakens with a jerk* W-what? where-NARUTO!!
She rolls off of him in a hurry.
Hinata: Naruto-kun? Where are we?
Naruto: I don't know, I can barely see...wait a sec, I think I hear someone coming....
Kisame enters the room, followed by Itachi.
Naruto: Why are you here, and where's my life time supply of ramen!?!?
Kisame: Fool! Have you still not figured it out!? THERE WAS NO LIFE TIME SUPPLY OF RAMEN!! It was all an elaborate hoax in order to capture you and take the Kyuubi!
Naruto: You fiend!! Who promises a life time supply of ramen when they don't have it!? IT'S UNFORGIVABLE!!!!!
Itachi: Your ignorance is sadly amusing.
Hinata: So what are you going to do with us after you've got the Kyuubi!!?
Itachi: We're going to chop you up and boil you into stew of course.
Naruto and Hinata: ???????
Kisame: Is it really all that surprising? I mean, look at my sharp, pointy teeth. Those aren't for eating veggies, you know.
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Back at Naruto's house, the group and Kakashi search for signs of Itachi and Kisame's wherabouts.
Gaara: Hey! I found tire tracks!!
Lee: Yes! They're definitely tracks made by a van!
Sakura: *swooning* Oooohhhh Lee~~~~~, your powers of deduction are so INCREDIBLE~~ :3
Lee: *blushes red as a tamatoe*
Sakura looks over to make sure Sasuke is watching, and he is.
Sasuke: (w-why is Lee getting all the praise? I can make logical deductions too... ) :?
Kakashi: Hmmm, let me see those tracks.
Temari: What can you tell?
Kakashi: ....They traveled East. They got about 10 yards, but the driver wasn't watching where he was going, so they crashed into some bushes and their van was overturned.
Kankuro: WOW!!! You can tell all that just by looking at the tracks!?
Kakashi: No, I can see their van right over there.
Kankuro: Oh. :|
Kakashi: Afterwards they took Naruto and Hinata and hid in this conveiniantly located cave of doom.
Sasuke: wow....I never knew we had something like that in Konoha.
Gaara: Oh well, let's go.
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What will they find in the convieniantly located cave?
Can Naruto and Hinata be saved before they're boiled into stew?
Will Itachi wreck any more cars?
Find out in the the next exciting chapter!
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