I made this really silly and ridiculous story. Please tell me what you think! It was supposed to be funny.
Alien Dogs by GamerErman2001
I had a brilliant plan to travel through space. Using all my knowledge of space travel which I got from a NASA pamplet, I had thought up the brilliant plan. I would travel through space with out a space suit or supply of oxygen! All I would need to do is borrow a wooden kart from Six Flag's condemned roller coaster, and then find the world's largest rubber band! So I bought the wooden kart from Six Flags. Then I went to Google and typed in for it to search for "The World's Largest Rubber Band!" The first link that popped up was a store selling the world's largest rubber band for 5,000 U.S. dollars! I bought it and a Fed-Ex truck came. They opened up the back of the truck, and there was an enormous rubber band tied all around the boxes! They untied it after three hours and charged me for three hours wages extra!
I held a meeting and asked them to help me with my brilliant plan. They laughed and cursed, but then they went and whispered towards each other. They then said with a big smile "We want to help get you as far away from Earth as possible!"
I attached the wooden kart to the world's largest rubber band, and told my neighbors to let go of it. They let go of it, and the loose end went violently fast towards my kart and killed a kitten with it's force. It hit me with such velocity that I decided that I should have buckled my seat belt! It sent me flying through the atmosphere at an incredibly fast speed. It flied through space, and hurtled down through a foreign planet's atmosphere. I crashed, and had to take off my coat because it was on fire.
Then a large anthromrophic Dalmatian came up to me. He looked like one at least, but he stood on hind legs. He had a very large skull, and instead of front legs had muscular arms with furry hands that had six fingers. He wore pants that appeared to be made from a cloth and a coat made of white and gray furs, with a three foot long tail sticking out the back, rapidly wagging. He started smelling my butt.
"You had an apple for breakfast?" the strange beast said.
"Yes. I did." I said.
"I got a few apples. Why don't you come and eat some apples with me?"
"I'd love to!" I said, without thinking of the dangers.
We walked down into a burrow. It had a television with a cord plugged into a cable outlet. A female chihuahua that wore a blouse over six breasts and a skirt.
"Give me the apples! I'm hungry!" the Dalmatian said.
"I'm sorry! Your son ate them all!" the Chihuahua said.
"What? But I had the last ones! Give me some rabbit or some other fruit!" he yelled.
"We're all out!" she said.
"But we had the last food in existance!" he yelled.
"You mean you have no food left on this world?!" I said, frowning for thier state. "You could come to my planet!"
"Your space ship burned down! We don't have any!" said the Dalmatian.
"Well I have a brilliant plan..." I told them my brilliant plan, and the hailed me as the bravest living thing because nobody had tried it. I assured them it would work.
I gathered up all the planet's population, and got them in thier strange wooden contraptions that had strange wooden propellors attached to motors. They had no rubber bands, so I only had one option. "I need you to fart as hard as possible! On the count of five, fart! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!" We all went flying through space and landed on Earth. It looked like a large meteor shower! I took the alien Dalmatian that greeted me to a Taco Bueno and it ate 50 bean tacos. They hadto evacuate the restaurant, and the alien Dalmatian laid on the sidewalk in extreme pain. Then it farted. They could smell this fart around the whole world. Later some scientists found out that this fart's gas filled up all the holes in the Ozone and stopped the threat of global warming. President Bush called a state of emergency with a frown on his face as he blamed me for it. The smell level was at maximum danger!
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