Mediocre reviews, constant jokes and references to how much this game sucks on Red vs Blue. It just Had to be this game! not hardware problems, lets go back a bit. So about a month ago my friend Michael had some money to waste and he said, dude, we should rent a game. being as bored as I was i decided to go along with it. Bullet Witch, there it was, in my face, now I'm no technophile but i have to say the chick on the box was pretty...nicley rendered. Anyway i had never heard of or seen this game before so I didnt really have any opinions on it, foreward so long in to the future that we forgot we had bought the game so Michael says "Hey! lets play that game we rented....Bullet Witch or whatever". Right when he said that my DVDs on the rack just fell over (omen much?). So when i put the game in the tray and watched it close i accidentaly put my knee on the remote controler and it just so happen change the channel to comedy central and Pablo Fransisco was doing that "Little Tortilla Boy" bit (youtube it) and it was the part where he screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" with a cracky loud voice. (no joke, its like God was warning me or something) switched back started the game and the first thing the game did after the opening custscene was freeze so i took the disk out cleaned it put it back in. Froze, again, so i repeated and once again froze on me! I let the 360 cool for about 45 minutes and when i turned on the old hag, drum roll please, 3 flashing red lights strategically placed to make a ring that can cause whole cities to crumble (overexaggeration). To keep a long story short, Bullet Witch sucks and by process of elimination it caused my Maria to crash for the fourth time.

There is absolutley no reason i should be writing this right now because chances are, no one is going to read this but, I'm a sort of perfectionist so instead of having gamespot tell me that i do not indeed have a profile, I get a chance to prove them wrong, it is currently 2:20 A.M and i do not seem to currently possess the ability to drift into dreamland so all i can do is wait till tommrow the reaon? My 4th count em' FU**ING 4th! Xbox 360 failed (bravo microsoft) and i get it back. This is a suprise to even myself because well...when i get Maria numero Quatro (the name my little sister gave my 360) back, ill just have to feed off the XBL marketplace for arcade games and demos seeing as no games at the moment intrest me (maybe Heavenly Sword), But as for now ill just have to wait until it's time to FINISH THE FIGHT (wink, wink) which should hold me over until Mass Effect (awesomeness!!) and probably Assassin's Creed.