So at the end of my last blog I promised I'd talk about a prank I want to do. The victim is a friend of mine, the reason for the prank is because this past year he found it very amusing to constantly make fun of the age difference between my ex-girlfriend and me. He wasn't the only one as many of my other friends did as well, but where most of my friends would poke fun but then give me props for dating a girl as gorgeous as she is, my friend who is named Peter, would poke fun and then call me a pedafile and would tell random people this as well. Peter has also managed to piss off many of my other friends so many of them are going to join in on the prank. Anyways, throughout the time we dated my ex and I laughed it off but we vowed we would get him back and now that summer is in full swing, its time we acted on that

Here are a few things I have planned, this will all be done in one night:

-TPing his entire yard/house

-Saran wrapping his car and yard

-Forking his yard (I have 700 forks left over from a prank on my house)

-Pouring flour all over his car (then adding the saran wrap)

-Leaving a poem on his doorstep (I'll explain this below)

The poem idea originates from a Facebook war my ex and Pete had which ended with my ex totally bashing him in a 14 line sonnet that surprisely was in almost perfect iambic pentameter. The poem was so good in fact that Pete ended the "war" himself as he was so impressed and amazed he had been owned so bad. So I have written a new poem that I will leave on his doorstep, the poem is supposed to be written by my ex and me but I took up writing it myself. The poem is below:

Peter Moret we've struck again,
This time with two instead of one,
Your reign over us has come to an end,
The battle between us is said and done.

You calculated the age between us,
And made false claims of statutory rape,
But now your jokes have turned to dust,
And you are nothing more than a giant ape.

Although we take claim for this,
Tonight's prank was done with many hands,
Of others who you embarrassed and dissed,
Who come from faraway lands.

So look around at the site that has been laid
At the trees covered in white,
And know the statement we have made,
That we have won this fight

We await your handshake.

The last line "We await your handshake" refers to what he told me he would do to the person that TPed his house this summer (I've been apart of a lot of TPs and I think he expects someone is going to get his house). But thats pretty much it, I would like some feedback on this, I'd like some suggestions and some other ideas of what I could do. I'm not expecting to do this for another couple weeks because he leaves tomorrow for a 2 week vacation. Once I do it though, I'll take pictures and post them here.