1. B i t c h e r (bi-tch-er)

Some one who oftern b i t c h e r s.

Sam's a real b i t c h e r.

I am writing this blog on this cold night for one reson and one reson only. To stop b i t c h e r s. Today (03/08/08) I purchest Army Of Two on the PlayStation 3 and was happerly pleasent by my choice. However after playing for the arfternoon with my pal, I thought I would look up and read some reviews from a professinol. How ever after watching a review from the good people at Gametrailers (www.gametrailers.com), I was annoyed. Not only did they nit pick they also nearly turned on my own opinion.

"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" -Virginia Hunt

In society today we have become accustom to complain about every thing. "Oh look, It's a rainy day." blurts out my farther whilst I am enjoying the view from my computer, I think "Of cause it's rainy it's England what do you expect". In Africa it rarley rains, so enjoy the sight of perspiration. After coming out from seeing Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber OF Fleet Street, I felt happy to sit for a couple of hours and watch talented people sing, such as Johnny Depp. However I heard the next day that people walked out at the beginning because of the singing. Now just because you see a man sing doen't make you a homosexual or him so enjoy a mass murderer singing about his catch. If you watch the Acadymy Awards, you watch the stars wearing amazing and expensive outfits, however the next day the press complain about it. Saying whats "In" and wgats "Out". And all the while this is coming from some one who cant even afford to look at one of the suites in the shop, If the stars want to were something ugerly, let them just don't pass comment.

With the press these days they only look for the negatives in life and being an optermist I get sick of it. I want to go see a film but the press say its rubbish, I go to but a CD however that CD plain and every thing sounds the same. It's boring to listern to people complain. With the exeption of Yatzee, a Britesh games review who lives in Australia. At least when he pokes fun at games he does it with whit. Cheak him out at www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation. After watching a trailer for a film or game, I feel exited by the prospect of owning it. For example Kane And Lynch: Dead Man, a game released late last year that looked fantastic. However Gamespot a popular site of mine tore that exitment out by poorly rateing the game. Jeff Gurstman even lost his job because of his complants.

At the end of the rainy day. I can't stop all you "b i t c h e r s", however I felt the need to write this and show the public. If you want an opinion, go ask your friend or go out on a limb and buy it (or what ever). Lifes to short and it will get shorter if you complain. I enjoy things that are "out" so i feel that professinal opinions suck most of the time. Thanks for reading this by the wa.

Thank you, good night.