OK,fine.I did.

So here we (my mother and I) are on the way to picking my sister up from some debacle of a trip,I notice some kids hitting a ball around with novelty bat.It lands on the street in front of us,the youngest of the group goes into the street to pick it up,I frantically scream for her to stop,and she does it on a dime.Congratulations I saved the potentially sucessful life of somebody AND prevented my mother from going to prison for vehicular manslaughter!URK!Uh...

I mean,I got out of paying my gaming money on bail!Yeah,I like death,see? *grabs scythe,but it crumbles away* I mean it,I didn't care about the life of an innocent child,and the emotional welfare of his family...he....he....he...*continues to laugh nervously* OKAY FINE!The evil thing's just a front,I'm really empathetic to people,even if I don't show it,If I had a boyfreind I would love and snuggle him till he couldn't take it anymore!I'm an aspiring part-time baker and armchair scientist! ow@

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*continues to confess bizarre facts about positive side until Ganondorf fires a tranquilizer dart.*

Ganondorf:Ugh,that's enough of that now.:?

Bowser:You sure he's still fit to be our employer?

Ganondorf:Not really .But he controls death,if we suck up to him enough he might make us immortal!

Bowser:Eww!why would we want that.

Ganondorf:The good "We're young forever and can't die no matter what" kind,not the "super wrinkly and can be killed by unnatural causes" kind.

Bowser:That explains why you're this way Grand-*Is choked to death*.T_T

Undead Ridley:What's going on here?

Ganondorf:Our boss went crazy.:/

UR:Hah!Serves him right for stabbing me to death.

*Wakes up*

Giratina667:Is that so?By the way,do you remember how many licks it takes to get to the center of a space pirate?

Ridley:Umm....one?

Giratina667:Actually I lied,it's zero!*Eyes gleam and Ridley explodes.*

Ganondorf:You make no sense at all,do you?

Giratina667:Nope.:P I'll try not to spill-er go crazy again.By the way,how did you survive that occaision with the gun molding machine?

Ganondorf:I've survived stabbings,decapitations,magic blasts,poison,extinctions,meteors,nightmares,the desert,explosions and cancer,that was hardly dangerous to my health.:/

Giratina667:We're sorta getting away from the point so I'm afraid I'll have to close up for today.

Ganondorf:WHAT!?These are the first lines I've gotten in well over 100 blog posts and you're shutting me down?

Giratina667:Sorry,but I'm YOUR boss,goodbye!

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And goodbye to you too,faithful readers!^____________^