I complain now!BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 Things smash bros. screws up.(In no particular order)
Items:Yeah,yeah,I love 'em but sometimes it detracts from what games really are:A test of skill.It goes without saying that losing the match due to a inconveniently spawned bob-omb is infuriating,especially around '03 when items were still allowed in tourneys.And some items give their user TOO much power.Yeah,'cuz blitzing opponents as soon as they spawn with a dragoon part they were forced to drop is fair.:roll:
Trophy aquisition:Sure,it's rewarding for the most part,but there are some that are outlandish.Beating an extremely hard boss battle mode with only a single life,no continues and 6 or so insta-kill moves for a freaking GALLEOM TROPHY!? And clearing the oldy mode (Stupid censors) 39 times is kind of beating a dead horse.
Distorted information:As some of you experts know,the trophy descriptions are inaccurate for the NA and EU canons.Pokey's name was changed,K. Rool's trophy was completely wrecked with the bit about Kaptain K. Rool.There were quite a few others I'm forgetting at writing.
Inadequate rep:Star fox gets a 3rd character,Mother gets a 2nd one,Kirby gets two,but what the bloody heck about Metroid,F-zero and DK huh?F-zero is roughly as big a series as Mother,and no one of the likes of Black Shadow,Goro,Blood Falcon or (At a stretch) Jody summer.Donkey Kong,despite being one of Nintendo's best sellers,(not to mention the fact that THEIR DEBUT GAME PRACTICALLY MADE THE COMPANY WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!) still gets 2 members at most,sure Dixie and K. Rool aren't ideal,but they're certainly better than nothing for these underappreciated games.Metroid:It's actually among the best series of the bunch,despite only having above average sales.And I'm glad that we got someone,but did it have to be as derogatory as ZSS?Come on,first of all it just screams...how can I put this not-obscenely....objectifying women.And it also kind of puts a giant middle finger to us.It makes the statement that we're sex-hounds.And at least 2 perfectly good and important characters that could have been in place of that cheauvenistic portayal of the formerly-noble samus:Ridley and Dark Samus.Dak Samus may have made a good character,being Samus' Wolf to her Fox,having a variety of vaguely-similar-looking but completely different attacks.And Ridley?We-he-he-ll,Let me get started!
Ridley:Sakurai's rendition of Ridley is terrible and very unfaithful to the character,let me highlight how.Even though his trophy states that he is intelligent(And those who read either the canon E-manga or it's fan-lations can attest to it) though he never shows even a lick of brains in Smash Bros.Second,look at him,he looks goofy.Purple?The only people who would find that scary would be devout christians,homophobes and Luigi.Second:The eyes,they clash,they aren't intimidating,and look nothing like any of his other designs.Search on google and look at all the Ridley designs,I'll give you a few minutes....
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Didn't you see how deliciously evil they look!?No pupils,no purple,none of those awful design flaws!?^___^ (Save for the red version)
No wonder that we don't get any respect!We're made to look as idiotic teenagers by people like Sakurai-san!XU If I ever get to be the head of a Smash Bros. Project,I'll be certain not to make most of these mistakes,no way!