A world without cake is a world without meaning. For without the cake and all of its tasty layers, there can be no existance. One who does not like cake simply cannot be human. Cake makes everyone happy. Anyone who is saddened by cake is either dead and cannot enjoy the delicious and tasty treat, or a communist. There is even a kind of cake that a person could take on the go.

There is a cake for every occasion. From weddings,

to birthdays.

Cake makes the world go round. Just remember that there is no place in the world that does not have cake. Even brightly lit clean labs have cake. Even though they tell you something about the cake, you must never believe them. For the cake is the only thing that can be true. Do not forget cake. Cake cannot hurt you. Cake cannot stab you in the back. Cake is only good. Cake is only delicious. Cake is only perfect.

Cake

Cake

Cake

Cake

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

C-C-C-C-C-A-K-E

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..............

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Thank you for reading this gentlemans description of an object of fantasy. Please disreguard everything that he has told you. He has been injected with a deadly neurotoxin for spreading his lies. Do not let him tempt you with illusions of a non-existant pastry. There is only one true fact in this world.

Thank you. And have a pleasent tomorrow.

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-JD