This Is A Call To Arms: Will You Stand Beside Me?
by GodModeEnabled on Comments
Rantmodeenabled. Is it just me or is xbox live about as friendly as sticking your wang in a toaster latley? (advice: don't try this, it isnt the magical shangrai la you would think it to be!) Ok so ive gotten good at Street Fighter IV. Real good. I know this because I can barely remember the last time I lost online, I went from winning 1 out of every five matches to winning 30+ matches in a row before someone gets the best of me (and barely) I have manned up, sucked up my punishment and been crushed night after night after endless ****ing excruciating night to finally find my place and rise above the competition. Ive put over 50 hrs into this game since its release and only in the last 10 of those have I passed this magical threshold into being a damn good player. I now know what Johnsteed7 was talking about, its just that point where everything clicks, you find your character, you learn the moves, the combos and how to slap people silly online. (we have to have some more matches man!) So I feel good. Playing this game makes me feel good about myself. Its fun to win, to be good. Its certainly not easy to get good but it can happen. But latley.... lately.... The quitters have left xboxlive it seems (qutting is what they do best afterall) :evil: But a new evil has arisen. So ancient and foul is this hideous beast that it permeates the landscpe around it in a bog like stench of filth and disgust. Its hatred for mankind knows no boundaries, and its quest to ruin your fun is serious business. SERIOUS. ****ING. BUSINESS. Im talking about: The Sore Loser SF4 is gonna cause me to get into all kinds of fights--- IN REAL LIFE IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING kdsajlfkjaslkjlk111 I couldnt make this up if I tried. At least twice a night ill get someone message me over live insulting my mother, my family, my country, my dog, anything-- after I beat them. And some of them spam me with multiple messages. ONE KID SENT ME 30 IN A HALF A ****ING HOUR. **** YOU YOU LITTLE PIECE OF **** IM TRYING TO PLAY A ****ING GAME YOU ****. *rages* Its extremly aggravating that after I beat you in three straight perfect matches you have the cojones to message me and tell me I suck at the game. O RLY? THATS NEWS TO ME. But thats not all, they feel the need to keep messaging me till I respond just baiting me into an argument. So last night I spent probably abotu an hour cursing at 8 year old crybabys online, and it was about this time I realized I need a ****ing girlfriend. Now my mood is soured. I was in a great and cheerful mood until my mother gets insulted for the 30th time over a half hour. So what am I supposed to do? GET RIGHT DOWN IN THE ****ING TRENCHS AND FIGHT THATS WHAT. This is no longer about the game, you want to attack me come to northern canada and say it to my ****ing face! I dont care if you are 8, 10 or 65 or any age id give you a punch to the mouth in real life if you started spewing this nonsense to my face. So I tell the kid to **** off im trying to play a game (my leisure time is precious!) and HE REPORTS ME. Like im the badguy. If these kids are the future of our human race excuse me while I look for the tallest building to jump off. So my friends this is my call to arms, the next time you encounter these whiny asshats do me a favor and tell them godmode in coming to their house to eat them alive while they ****ing sleep :evil: /rantmodedisengaged ps:: wang.