What I Want/Don't Want From Next Generation
by GodModeEnabled on Comments
So meandering around all bored like I figured I would actually make a blog for a change. Someone alert the media. I thought it would be interesting to see what everyone wants or doesn't want from the next console generation. I'm still not sure if I'm gonna go completely PC only or not next generation, but for the time being I have some interest in a new xbox. Here is what Id like to see, and what id like to see set on fire: Want: All of xbox live arcade to seamlessly transition to the next system. All of my games, all of the current games for sale, everything. I have over fifty something arcade games, and I don't want to always own a 360 just to have access to them. There should be no technical reason that there can't be a full transition of the whole shebang. I expect this, and to be honest will be pretty pissed if it doesn't happen. Keep achievements around. They are a huge success. Most people enjoy them. I don't mind having my score reset, but I hope to see these carry overl. Give archangel a negative score, cause that dude has more achievements than schwarzenneger has pregnant maids. First party games? Remember these? Not sure what the hell you guys are thinking Microsoft but Sony is pointing at you right now and laughing at how small it is.. I'm not a Forza fan (though some enjoy it so good on those that do) I think at this point it would be more fun to wipe my d1ck on a cheese grater then play Halo 14 or whatever the next one is. And um... oh yeah Gear Of War.... milks running dry guys. /rick james b!tch, (PS maybe have Rare studios do something besides naked jello midget wrestling or whatever the fvck they have been doing for the past 10 years besides being walking catatonic mouth drooling failures.) Stable hardware. This is not asking much. Huge design mistakes were made before, don't make them again. If my new $9999 machine breaks this time I will strap explosives to live rabid squirrels and then have them hunt for acorns up your bum. We all enjoy happy happy furry rodent probing hour (tm) from time to time, but an exploding rabid one? How about something off the wall and not done before but not something that will hurt games any. A built in web cam and face to face live chat options for multiplayer maybe? (Then again maybe the live community is not ready for this lol.) A freight train powerhouse of a system under the hood. Bring on $599 us dollars I want my system to be capable of launching fvcking nasa built space rockets. Think of the best looking game you can possible imagine right now. Now triple it, and that;s what I want. Breast physics the likes of which you have yet to see! Bring back pack in games. Something awesome. This is never gonna happen but hey I can dream. Maybe a really good arcade game included. Say ... oh Geometry Wars 3? Burn It With Fire: Kinect. It sucks. Here is every review of every kinect game ever: " DURR IT SUCKS JIMBOB" this things a disaster, they are seemingly incapable of creating a core experience for it (which doubles its uselessness in my eyes) I do NOT want to see these piece of steaming rabbit feces packed in with the new system adding $50 to the cost of it just because it's there. Xbox Live gold costing money. I can play a lot of the same games online on my PC for free, what am I paying you $60 for again? Oh right its a jackass tax, and that's what you should feel like everytime you pay them for something that is free on EVERY OTHER PLATFORM. Advertisements on my dashboard. Kiss my ass you money mongering whore queens. And WHY ARE THEY SO LOUD? Ever scroll over one by accident late at night, just to have horny teenagers yell at you to buy axe body spray because it gets them laid at 7000 decibels. Fun times GME Recommends: Music: Amon Amarth - Twlight Of The Thunder God Movie: Silent House, Hunger Games Game: Spelunky, The Binding Of Isaac