http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQDJiohEkIQ
5 parts there
Top Gear at it's best.
This was my 125cc and as i've got a Yamaha R6 this was just my muck about bike but i loved it :(
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z189/slannmage/Crysis2008-01-1102-11-34-20.jpg
Rofl i spent like a hour floating under that trying to get a boat to shoot me but ended up going so far out a shark ate me instead!
Yeh title says it all tbh and only typing something cause Gamespot requires a character limit lol...
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z189/slannmage/n529725117_1981718_1355.jpg
Top games ever by genre:
FPS:
1. Return To Castle Wolfenstein
2. Half-Life & 2 + Episode 2
3. Doom 3
4. Farcry/Crysis
5. Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
6. Riddick
RPG:
1. Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion/ Shivering Isle
2. Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic
3. Sid Meier's Pirates.
Online Shooters:
1. Counter Strike: Source
2. Return To Castle Wolfenstein
3. Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield
4. Joint Operations
5. Team Fortress 2
6. Quake 3
Strat:
1. Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2
2. Black and White
3. Company of Heroes
4. Supreme Commander
Third Person Shooter:
1. Max Payne 1 & 2
2. Grand Theft Auto 3, Vc & SA
3. Gears of War (The actual game is amazing but all the bugs and stuff missing from the PC version ruins it)
Tycoon:
1. RollerCoaster Tycoon
2. The Movies
3. THe Sims
Mmorpg/fps:
1. Star Wars: Galaxies (Pre CU)
2. Planetside (Pre CC)
3. Eve Online (pre Exodus)
4. Everquest (Pre Luclin)
5. World Of Warcraft
Single Player FPS;
1. HL2: Episode 2
Runner up... Crysis.
Online game;
1. Team Fortress 2
RPG;
1. The Witcher
RTS;
1. None
Worth Playing.....
- Bioshock
- Gears of War
- UT3 on duel mode only
- TrackMania United
- Portal
- Hi. You'll do
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you
- Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
- I love every bone in your body...especially mine
- Save a horse, Ride a cowboy
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
- If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good
- Man - Do you like to dance?
Woman - Yes !
Man - Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
-Man - Excuse me, want to dance?
Woman - No.
Man - Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look reallyfat in those pants!
- You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
- Nice Shoes. Wanna ****
- You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.
- You stole my heart. But that's okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
- Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
- I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
- Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
- Be unique and different, say yes.
- Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
- I'm not wearing any pants.
- Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted.
- Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
- Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
- Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
- My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in.
- I can't make a cherry pop, but I can make a bananna cream
- If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
- Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks.
- You're like a prize mouth bass... I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
- I know I'm not Fred Flinestone, but I can make your Bed Rock
- Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine
- I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !
- I just **** my pants. Can I get into yours?
- Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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