What's worse than noisy Jewish nieghbors singing through out Honica? Noisy brats on Christmas who find it okay for them to scream at the top of their lungs at 5:00 am in the morning so the whole nieghborhood can hear. Wow so you you got your plastic strap-on, or your Halo 4. I don't care.

Why is Christmas still around anyways? I'm sure if that Jesus guy was still alive he'd say; "Well god damnit, these children are as annoying as all hell. Let's cancel Christmas. Nobody cares about when some ancient dead-ass was born any ways." Perhaps God even planned this. I mean, why else would he create this bozo? Just so the tool could give some outlaws a crappy meal? In my opinion, Jesus' birth marked a time where we're punished for our sins. Yearly. Now that's just cruel.

So we've now established that God hates us all. Feel faithful now?

Honestly. Why do people even want to live in Canada? How many people have been killed by Polar bears in Canada now? I even heard somewhere that most of the Frenchies were killed off because of the Polar bears. Isn't that why they lost that war? Also I don't even think the population of Canada has reached 1000 yet.

And how long can a person live off of maple syrup snow cones? Maybe Canada needs to import more things (like real food) from the U.S. besides the Internet and television, they export almost everything they own so they have the right to. But sadly the Canadian government's mindset of such things is based off of John Lennon's "Imagine". They're probably thinking, "Why should we have real food when there's kids in Africa that have no choice but to feed off of their parent's rotting corpses? We all need to share!" It's kinda hard for a country with a population of 999 to share food with an entire continent, idiots. Thus the reason why your diet consists of snow covered in dog piss. Which leads me to my next point...

Canada is full of tree hugging shroom junkies who masturbate to John Lennon on a nightly basis. I don't even see why Canada needs Internet access, they don't even WANT to use porn. The only city Canada has is Toronto, and not only does it contain half of the Canadian populace alone but it also is the only Canadian "community" that lives in proper housing. The rest either live inside tipiis because they're part of temporary tribal villages migrating with the buffalo, or live in igloos (pretty self explanatory).

Stephen Harper is a joke, maple syrup tastes gross, and Canada is just plain fail. I mean, what the heck Canada? Mexico is even better.

This is Sam saying hello. Though, I don't expect anyone to care. Cause lets face it, reading blog posts (let alone ones of the introduction type) is about as fun as jamming pins into your pupils.