What's worse than noisy Jewish nieghbors singing through out Honica? Noisy brats on Christmas who find it okay for them to scream at the top of their lungs at 5:00 am in the morning so the whole nieghborhood can hear. Wow so you you got your plastic strap-on, or your Halo 4. I don't care.

Why is Christmas still around anyways? I'm sure if that Jesus guy was still alive he'd say; "Well god damnit, these children are as annoying as all hell. Let's cancel Christmas. Nobody cares about when some ancient dead-ass was born any ways." Perhaps God even planned this. I mean, why else would he create this bozo? Just so the tool could give some outlaws a crappy meal? In my opinion, Jesus' birth marked a time where we're punished for our sins. Yearly. Now that's just cruel.

So we've now established that God hates us all. Feel faithful now?