ok, so ive recently been watching some one piece, and ive come to realize just how much i dislike this so, to the point that it is constanly PISSING ME OFF. Ive been watching anime for a while and i have a tolerence for anime logic as much as the next guy, but COMMON (come on), some of the **** that happens in one piece is pushing it even by anime logica standards.
Im currently on episode 119, and in the past i have pretty much been to lazy to write something like this, but my level of annonyance with this so is building up to a point where i gotta find a place to vent it, so i thought this is as good place as any to do so, ppl can read it if they like, if not, it doesnt really matter. And since this is my first post on this subject and im already on ep 119, there is alot of back up events that pissed me off about this show i will just summerize because i cant really remember all of it, there just too much, so ill just write down w/e is on the top of my head first.
Ok, so my first complaint is the fact that the freaking main character, Luffy is such a dumb ass, i know typical Shonen characters are suppose to be strong headed, and gutsy and perhaps not the brightest bulb in the bunch but luffy just takes that to a wholeanother level, during the desert trip to country whatchamacallit, he got out smarted by a **** bunch of birds, and got his entire partys supplies stolen, i mean come on, you know you are stupid if you are out witted by a pack of stupid ass birds.
Also how the hell did he get so freakin strong, he comes fromsomedinky little island in the middle of freaking no where, and yet he is justsounbelieveablly strong, and is able to kick the asses of all theseinfamous pirates with notypical shonen trainning montage required, HOW!?!?!
And speaking of being over powered, how can someone so over powered be disabled from fight so easily?for the shark fight, he was traped under water for most of that fight, which with one piece logic, it is understandable, since ppl who ate the devil fuits and swim.... and yet the show is entirely about these ppl being pirates. Can you say conflict of interest. and during another fight, on the ironically named little garden, which is an island where giants live, he was half pined down by a really big rock... and to that i say SERIOUSLY!?! he was blowing down buildings and **** in preivous fights and a big rock stops him from fighting... come on.He totally could have punched that rock and shattered a section of it, if not, then dig a little space under him so he can have a bit of a shimmying space to wiggle him self out of there, but what does he do instead? In true shonen fashion, he begins to scream at the top of his lungs, hope somehow that will free him, for like 3 episodes.
Now on to the topic of Usop(spel?). How is this guy relevent? i understand in every anime there is suppose to be a comic reliefe, but with luff as the dumb ass of the show, why do we need usop? He has not fighting powers, and his more annoying than funny most of the time, actually i never found him funny, his just annoying, and that goddamn NOSE! i just wanna rip it OFF! and he invents this weapon for nami which might as well be magicall, it can alter the weather and **** i mean wtf, where does get the material to make that **** and since this is the desert arc, this magical weapon can produce water AND rain clouds on demand... why the **** didnt they pull it out before hand, it they could have avoid the entire big battle for the country if they had just done that, because the entire conflic has been revolving around the lack of rainfall in this desert kindom and ppl are suffering because of it. and this weapon he made for nami is sooo much better than anything he him self has as a weapon which basically consists of a sling shot and a bunch of balls that blows up, which in the world of one piece where every one has crazy has powers just dont do **** Its like takeing a grenade to a DBZ charater, IT AINT GONNA DO ****!
Now on to Vivi the cry baby of a princess, i mean common can she be any more useless... she had one **** job, is to meet with the reble leaders and stop that desert rebellion, and she failed to do that. so then she runs to her palace for w/e reason and trips and falls over in the process... you'd think since time is off the essence, she would get back up and haul ASS, but noooo, instead what does she do? she slowly gets back up as if she had recieved a mortal wound and starts to monologue in her head as she is crying about how useless she is and how many ppl will die with the rebellion continues, at this point im just losing it... im all like **** stoping you ****ing and start running before some one smacks you. And once she gets to the palace, she then convinces the royal guards that its a good idea to completely blow up the palace in order to get the attention of the rebel so that she can talk to the rebel leader, which for all intense and purposes will stop the voilence. but COMMON!!!!! blow up a palace?!? is that the best you can come up with? there gotta be a better less wasteful way of getting the rebel's attention, like maybe idk raise a white Flag! because the point is that she needs to talk to the rebel leader, because they are childhood friends and appreantly had a fairly good relationship.
Now on to this latest Zoro fight. As a character, i actually like Zoro, him and Sanji are perhaps the character that have the most commonsense and are not constanly acting like dumbasses, but the lastest fight did not make a whole lot of sense. By lattest, i mean latest to me, which is completely out date for anyone who actually kept up with the series which is more than 400+ eps no, God know why... but im on ep 120, and Zoro (a dude with 3 swords) was fighting this big dude who can turn his entire body into steel blades, so Zoro needs to over come this by becoming A MAN WHO CAN CUT STEEL! so during this fight, zoro is beaten down and cut up pretty bad, and at one point, he is knocked back on to a pillar, and essentially defenceless, and the big dude (Mr ONE) essetially slices right through him and through the pillers to the point that the pillars are cut up into discs, and collapses. While on the brink of death, Zoro has some sort of BS philosophical revealation that allows him to cuts through steel, which allows him to one hit KO mr. ONE who is made of steel... and after the fight Zoro says: "oh **** i lost alot of blood, but good thing the wound is not deep." and im just like, WTF the wound is not deep my ass, you got drilled by steel blades and cut by blades that even cut through the pillars that were behind you while you were absolutely defenceless.The fact that you body isnt in pieces right now is a **** anime miracle, itjust shows how thick your plot armor is...
alright thats all for now, even though this is ramblellyand full of spelling errors, i just had to get it out there.
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