Hey guys, it's been a little while since I've posted a blog. So, I thought I'd share some stories about Gaming with animals. Now, animals have been characters in games forever (Banjo Kazooie, R&C, Crash Bandicoot, etc.) , enemies in games forever (Mario, Jak, Kirby, etc.), and even targets (I'm looking at YOU Duck Hunt!). But, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about pets, friends pets, and even zoo animals! Here's a couple stories.
Okay, so, just to let you know, I've had almost every major console and handheld (and a few not so major) at sometime in my life. I've had: Atari 2600, NES, Atari 5200, SNES, Vectrex, Sega Master System, Sega Genesis, Atari 7800, Sega CD, Sega Saturn, Intellivision, Aquarius, NeoGeo, Colecovision, Sega 32X, Magnavox Odyssey 1 and 2, Commodore 64, Game Boy, Game Gear, TurboGrafx-16, 3DO, Virtual Boy, Game Boy Color, Nintendo 64, Sega Dreamcast, Playstation 1/2/3, Gamecube, Gameboy Advance, Xbox and Xbox 360, Nintendo DS, PSP, and Wii. I probably forgot one or two, but, these are the ones I remember. And what's even more amazing is I still have all of them, and all the games I've had for them. I literally have a room stacked to the ceiling with my systems and games. Now, that being said, I've had nearly as many pets as well. I've had: Milton (Office Space is awesome), Jefferson, Junior, Sammy, Sophie, Bailey, Chenka, Mookie, Jasper, Goldilock (the goldfish), and of course Dipstick.
1993:
So right after I got my Sega CD for my Genesis, I put some of my old games in the game room to make a space in my cabinet for all the new games I thought I would be getting. I also just got my dog, Jefferson, who was a german sheperd, lab, mix. Unfortunately, my Sega CD and my games were short lived... When I came home from work about a week later, I went into my living room, to find that my game cabinet (and about 10 Genesis and Sega CD games) was absolutely trashed. Games were falling out, CD pieces were everywhere (I accidently stepped on one), and... Jefferson was chewing on one of my Genesis controllers, completely ignoring me! I quickly put him in the backyard, so I could clean up. It wasn't until I picked up my Genesis, to check underneath for CD shards, that I heard something sloshing around inside of it. He had peed on it! Now, my Genesis wouldn't work, a lot of my games were broken, and I was afraid Jefferson had eaten some plastic or something he wasn't supposed to! Luckily, Jefferson was fine, and I found a Genesis for dirt cheap at the local flea market (I assume most the stuff there was stolen, or "fell off the truck"), of course, I still had to buy new games.
1995:
So I still had Jefferson, but, now I also had Junior, a pomeranian (a monster pomeranian, he weighed 25 lbs., about twice the size of a normal pomeranian), who was a year old and full grown. I also had just gotten a Playstation. I had my Playstation in my game cabinet, but, learning from my incident with Jefferson, it was now locked. So, one day, I was out in my garage working on changing my mower's blade and it's spark plug, when I heard a huge BOOM from inside. I rushed in to find my game cabinet lying on the floor and a huge whole in the drywall. My cabinet had been hooked to the wall with some nails and scrap wood, and I guess when my father had put it up for me (he was a carpenter, and he built me the cabinet about a month before he passed away) he hadn't found the studs in the wall. It was then I saw Junior chewing on the scrap wood that was holding the cabinet up! Luckily, my games weren't damaged, and after a good weekend, I had fixed the drywall. Unfortunately, the Playstation disc cover broke off, and I had to send it in and wait a few weeks for a new one. But, I was most thankful that none of my dogs had been hit by the cabinet when it fell. Then i put the cabinet back up with an inch thick piece of plywood and 64 3 inch screws.
2001:
Here's my last story. I had just gotten a new Gamecube. I still had Jefferson and Junior, but now I had Sophie, a big fluffy cat that was 3 years old. My game cabinet was kinda old, so I reinforced it with some new titanium screws, new hinges, and I even installed a little fan in the back so it wouldn't get too hot. Well, while I was putting on the hinges, I went to get the ones I bought from Home Depot, which were in the kitchen. When I came back, I saw a terrible sight. Jefferson had grabbed my Gamecube and was now chewing on the corner. I yelled at him to stop as I ran over. He bolted past me into the kitchen and I had to chase him around the house at least twice. Finally he dropped it...... INTO HIS WATER DISH! I spent hours drying it out, I even had to open it, to get the water out from the inside. But, it was no use, the whole disc drive was flooded, and so was most everything else. About a week later I got it back from Nintendo (I was surprised my warranty worked since I opened it). Then about a week later I sent it back. Junior had chewed the little thing in the middle that holds the disc and spins it.
Well, hope you enjoyed my stories of misery and woe. Hope you got a good laugh out of my suffering. Just remember, animals are a much bigger part of gaming than you think. See ya!
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