First of all: Long, as in 3.5-hours-long, got it?

Second: That's one of the reasons why this movie is so good!

Other reasons? OK. Humor, and lots of it. From the multi-Jack-Sparrow Black-Pearl in Davy Jones' Locker (BTW: A real phrase. Meaning: A watery grave...) to the rocket-launching of Jack (Barbosa's immortal pet monkey) into a WAREHOUSE of rockets! (good Jacky) to Sparrow's (kinda) meeting with his mother ("She looks great!") through the movie's ending (chests CAN be funny. Especially if they're used to knock fish-people out!). Next, music. You won't stop whistling and hamming the movie's themes (He's A Pirate, Yo Ho (A Pirate Life For Me)). Great acting, dialogs and plot. My recommendation: A must-see movie.