ANGRY_CLOUD

Gamespot is really, really slow! I'm not sure this problem is happening to eveybody, or just me, but Gamespot is the only site for me which goes so slow!

ARGGGHHHH!

Why Now? Why at E3?

There are so many exciting, interesting places I want to go, but It's all so slow. It takes about 2 minutes to load each new page. Again, this is only a problem on Gamespot.

Of course, it dosen't really matter, I'm just annoyed.

Anyway, you might be thinking: "Slow as a snail? He can do better than that!"

Well I can!

But, I wanna see how well you do. That's right! To spice things up a bit, I want you all to make your own simile! A simile to own all other similies!

So, complete this sentence:

As Slow As A ..................