Ah, Jehovah's Witnesses- those leech-like ladies who nag and nag with the hopes to converting you to their religion. Well, I'm telling you now that I'm an atheist, always have been(sorry JC) and it's not by drowning me in pamphlets and booklets and whatnot that I'm gonna convert. If I ever convert to a religion, it'll be one of them cults where poligamy is encouraged and we get to wear white suits,etc.

Anyways, after wasting 10 minutes ( :O ) of my time telling them that I'm not interested in what they had to say and answering their questions politely while at the same time poking fun at them(Example: "Young boy, where do you think you came from? From monkeys?" "No, I believe I popped out of my mom's vagina I thought to myself," Gui, because you chose to be nice you wasted 10 minutes of your life."So I imagined 3 things I could've done to get them out of my doorstep in less than 10 seconds.

1) Ignore them.(okay this might take longer than 10 seconds but you don't have to do anything)

2) Open the door in my underwear, wielding a knife in my right hand and say "Pineapple monkey arugola?"while smiling ear to ear and then laugh hysterically as they ran away.

3) Open the door in my underwear and ask," You the hookers I ordered?"

-HardcoreBunni