Got a little story to tell here it goes:

 Last year about this same time I was the manager of a Five Star restaurant called The Pro's Table, which is locate inside the crown Plaza Resort here in Asheville,NC. Everything was gravy - my boy Josh was the Bar Manager and my Boy Justin was The Room Service Captain. When out of the blue they came up to me and said that I was randomly selected for a drug test. I knew better though being a manger for the company - that managers are'nt put into the pool for random drug testing. I didn't know who would have snitched on me, but I had a clue.Well, being an avid pot smoker, I knew I would fail but I took it anyway. I have'nt worked since then, just gettin my hustle on, nah mean?? 

 About two months ago I was pulled over by the police. They said I was under arrest for Felnoy Breaking & Entering. I said" where?". Turns out my so called boy, Josh, had his broken into. He called the cops and said it was Justins brother, Will, and myself.

Two days later he was runnin his mouth at the Crown Plaze. They started investigatin some thefts around the property, focusing on Justin,Will and myself. Justin ended up getting fired, along with his girl Amanda, for NO APPARENT reason.

I found out today that Josh was terminated, He failed a drug test. But here's the kicker, My old assisstant told me that he had confirmed to the corperate manger that I would pop (+) for Marijuana.

This mother **** dug a hole, and pushed me in - and fell into the **** face first...