First off, apologies for being absent lately...Again. I ran into some money (read: income taxes refund) and bought some much-desired electronics. Including a video ipod, my first cell-phone, and signed up for a faster internet service. (BTW, please look to the right to find my new email address, GS won't let me place it here.) So I've been spending a lot of time setting these things up, the new service itself too nearly a day because of all the problems I ran into...Not to mention, I've started renovating my room, and anyone who's done that knows how much of a pain in the absolute ASS that is...

Regardless...I took a much deserved detour. I saw '300' tonight, a movie I was much looking forward to.

I wasn't disappointed.

I loved this movie. Adored it. The themes, the script, the acting, the imagry and the way it was directed...It was beautiful. I have a masculine mind, and I get just as ramped-up from the action sequences as a man would, (so no; I can't sit through a 'chick flick' as well as any male would...) and are effected in much the same way. The blood, the carnage, the kick-assedry...!

Ever walk out of a movie, all amped and wired up, thinking... "I WISH someone would f*ck with me right now!"? Yeah, '300' will do that to you.

Oh, and the major thing?

These men were hot as f*ck. Leonidias had to be the best, I admit...I would 'take care of that', I assure you. But they were ALL good, every last one of them...All 300 of those sweet, delicious pieces of freak'in CANDY and I swear to God, I would 'take care of' every last on of those hot sons of b!tches. A whole damn army advancing with no shirts, their rippling muscles and abs showing, and the lighting hits them JUST the right way...And their mouth's open, and when they talk with that "I'm gonna f*ck you up." tone corresponding with the infamous Greek/European accent? Ooooooh, yeah...

Seven Things I Learned From "300"

7. Yes, you can indeed fight a battle without chest armor and live...Because you are just THAT DAMN GOOD.

6. Xerxes is one TALL motherf*cker. (Also, you can never have too many pierces!)

5. Slow motion is indeed you're friend, especially with hot men.

4. I should have been a Spartan, I also laugh at everything, am absolutely insane, and tell authority figuires to "eat it". (Though in a Spartan's case, a spear to the face is equally effective.)

3. Xerxes is just REALLY freaking TALL...I mean, damn....

2. I'm not the only one that eats while looking at dead bodies. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER, NOW...

And the no.1 thing I learned from watching '300'...

1. I want to be gang-banged by the entire Spartan army.

All right, enough horny-raving. I need me somes sleep. So off I am to bed, so I can get up to work tomorrow...Note my enthusiasm.

Holy sh!t, I know what I'm dreaming about, tonight...