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Circumcision, anyone?

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE POSTED LAST NIGHT(Wednesday) but tvDOTcom was being glitchy.

:(
Some of the things may not make sense.
We have already gone to the school musical, and we're leaving for the airport in about 4 or 5 hours.
:P

"Circumcision, anyone?" - Michelle(MichLovesGreys).

Firsties:
Who loooooooffs my new icon?
Thanks, Garrett and Agnethe for helping me upload it!
:D:D
I was going to make one with one pic from all my fave shows atm;
but I ended up with like 90 frames cos I added more than one frame for each show.
:P


So I decided to make the Grey's Anatomy one first.
And I still got like 50 frames on this one.
roffle.
I do think it looks "gigundoly super!"(as Karen Brewer from Babysitter's Little Sister Club Books would put it)
if I say so myself.
:P



Ahh yes.
Back to school.
And amazingly the past 2 days have been quite gooooood.
:D:D

Today, we did a national maths competition,
which hopefully I will do well in, like last year.
And I got TWO awards at assembly, called Colours.
They are like these badges.
And I got one for Debating.
And one for being one of the Top 12 or something students in Year 9.
(for getting 5 A's or more)
:D:D
I'll post some pics tomorrow of the badges.



Now.
From my title (and if you are extremely twisted :P)
you might have deduced that we began our first Sex Ed lesson for the year.
Rofl.
New teacher, cos our old one, who's Canadian, had to go back to Canadia.
:lol:


Anyhoo.
If you know me, you'll know I have a standard quota of 2 sexual innuendos/jokes per minute.
On average.
:P

Soooooooooo.
Sex ed is always fun.
lawl.

Funfunfun.


Quotes:
*from the page we were reading from*
Me: ....the condom - or latex sheath,
Josh: Sounds like some medieval weapon.
Me: roffle. :lol:


Michelle: Now what releases the sperm?
Michelle: The penis right?
Me: No!
Me: The testes!
Me: duh!
Me: told!
Me: roffle.


Now we were playing this 'game.'
Where you have cards with names of things to do with sex ed on them,
and then cards with the descriptions of each 'organ.'
So we had to wander around and find the card that matched ours.
Lucky me, I got the penis by some lucky twist of fate.
:lol::D:D


Me: I got a penis Penis!
Me: Has anyone got the penis?
Travis: *giggling* I have a vagina!
Me: I have a penis!
Caity: Get a room, you two.
Me: roffle.

(Clinton, a guyfriend got stuck with 'wet dreams.' :lol: )
Michelle:
hey, Clint got wet dreams.
Me: *VEEEERY loudly* haha!
Me: everyone, Clinton has wet dreams!

Michelle: *looking for the person who matches her card: CIRCUMCISION! :lol: )
Circumcision anyone?

Me: *thinking aloud as I usually do in c.l.a.s.s*
I wish boys got periods as well.
That would shut them up.
And I wish they had babies.

Peter: It can't hurt that much.
Me: What???? You try pushing a baby through your vagina
Peter: I don't HAVE a vagina!
Me: my point exactly. 8)

Teacher: Who's got penis?
Me: I do! :D:D
*reads card out loud* External male sex organ that ....and so on.

:P


Teacher: Who's got vagina?
Travis: The muscular...
*everyone cracks up at muscular*



Ahhh.
I loff sex ed.
I WAS going to bring home the handout we got.
To scan and post on here.
:lol:
But I forgot.
:(



Nooooooow.

TV shows I've watched in the past week:
Grey's Anatomy S.2
Okie, so I watched up to Episode 19,
and then cracked and went right to the very last episode to see MerDer again.
roffle.

Aww, and the Izzie and Denny (Izzny? Dizzie? roffle.) bit was soooooooo sad.
When he was dead and she was lying there talking about how he proposed,
I was like :cry:
All 6 times I watched it so far.
:P



Noooooooow.
I might not be on much for like....another week.
I KNOW!


Tomorrow afternoon/Thursday;
I'll be going to my friend's house to watch...
HAIRSPRAY!
Yes, our friend who returned from Bali got it for us.
:D:D
And then after that, we're going to go to our school's musical.
Little Shop of Horrors.


Friday;
My sister is leaving for Vietnam in the veeeeeeery early morning,
and then I have work after school.


Saturday to end of next week or so;
With my sister gone for 10 days, I'll be looking after Sophia more.
*groan*


Loff Kweenie xoxo