Heyaaaaaaaa.
*sigh*
4 day weekend ends in about 8 minutes.
and i have an essay that i haven't started due in 96 hours.
speech copy that i haven't started due in 10 hours.
oh well.
i'll just say i haven't finished it.
:D:D

YIPPEEE!
june.
Lots of b'days this month.
on the very last day of the financial year, 30th, MINE.
14th - Angel's aka Spoonagain.
20th - Greta AND BB's aka gmvail23 and bbntom55
:|
Creepy, eh?
21st - Alex's aka aplourey
wheeeeeeee.
plus hailey's aka asian-nrrd, who was born on the 3rd of july with her twin sister.
lawl.
obviously.
yay winter babies.
who else is in june?
:D:D
Oh, and SHOUTOUT to two of my best friends, Caitlyn and Laura, who are twins, and were born on the 3rd of JUNE.
freaky.

GEOGRAPHY

i feel good.
last week I taught my friend Caity, that Holland is another name for the Netherlands.

social studies c.l.a.s.s
*me working on my WWII map of europe*
*caity walks over*
Caity: helen, where is holland?
me: *points to it on the map like the helpful person i am*
:D:D
caity: oh! then where's the netherlands?
me: umm, holland IS the netherlands.
caity: ohhhhh! so they weren't lying!
me: :| huh??
caity: *starts going on about how some of the boys in our c.l.a.s.s told her it was also the netherlands,
and then they told her holland was in DENMARK or something*
me: hahahahhahahahahahahhaa.
:lol:
yes, interesting dialogue us nerds have.

MIKA
I HEART MIKA.
seriously he rocks so much.
he was on Rove Live yesterday, one of my favourite shows .(that's rove talkin' to elmo!!!)
and he was wearing a white shirt with this cartoon with an arrow through it's head.
jeans.
orange shoes with fluoro laces.
and 3 watches.
which he couldn't even read apparently.
lawl.
plus HIS ALBUM IS SO AWESOME.
GET HIS ALBUm
AND...
he sounds good live , unlike heaps of singers...(that's a YouTube link there :D:D)

yippee for mika.
lawl.

B!TCHFIGHT
well my sister and i had a huuuge fight yesterday.
which involved my slamming the front door, and then hiding in the cinema room.
i heard her looking for me outside, then upstairs.
then she pretended like she was gettin the baby a bib.
my arm still smarts where she slapped me.
and worst of all.
SHE MAIMED MY CHIN.
she scratched it.
and DREW BLOOD.
now there's a SCAR.
a PERMANENT SCAR.
:S
shall post a picture of it tomorrow hopefully.
domestic violence.
which is strange, cos in my group, i regularly quote the domestic violence ad,
'to domestic violence against women, australia says NO.'
which means basically means it's okay to abuse men.
but whatever.

SCUM SUCKING ROAD WHORES...AKA MEAN GIRLS
now, my ****buddies know that i am obsessed with she's the man, and high school musical.
i can recite the scripts on command.
voices and all.
(btw i was watching some REALLY crappy plays of she's the man on YouTube.
freaks though they were so good.
I HAVE MORE TALENT UP MY BUTT THAN YOU HAVE IN ALL THREE OF Y'ALL COMBINED)
anyhoo.
i'm really good.
lawl.
but yah.
i am officially...
a mean girls freak.
i know the script
wheeeeeeee.

regina george, is FLAWLESS.
girl with the ugliest effing skirt ever: she has two Fendi purses, AND a silver lexus.
emo girl: i hear she does car commercials, in JAPAN.
asian mathlete guy(btw, his character is the brother to the character who is the head of the cool asians, their characters, not the actual actors): I hear her hair is insured for $10,000.
jock girl: her favourite movie is varsity blues.
weird girl #1: one time, she met john stamos on a plane.
weird girl #2: and he told her she was pretty.
redhead(her real name is bethany byrd ladies and gentlemen): one time she punched in the face.
it was AWESOME.

haha.
you know what's sad.
i did that from memory.
:)
you learn a LOT from watching it with commentary.
tina fey is awesome.
although she likes to toot her own horn.
if ya know what i mean.
:wink:
and i swear i am going to get business cards printed out that say,
Kevin Gnapoor
Maths Enthusiast / Bad-ass MC
And hand em out to my friends.
:D:D

EMAIL SPAM
Anyhoo.
came home from work today.
turns out my c.l.a.s.s friends thought i had nothing better to do than to reply to about 56 emails in my spare time!!!!
they also started up the whole 'most likely survey' thing.
hehe.
here are some of the ones they chose for me.


my best friend Michelle
Most Likely to live with their parents till their 30: Helen, you internet moocher, youu!

Most Likely to become a doctor: Helen and I. I'll be a GP or a surgeon and Helen's an OBGYN, delivering babies in Vietnam. And completing pap smears all around the world.
(michelle is the grey's obsessed friend (MichLovesGreys) and she thinks I'M gonna be the obgyn when really *whispers* SHE IS)

Most Likely to go on Aussie Idol: Helen, she'll sing Grace Kelly with all of the octaves.
which is true, i do sing it with all the octaves.
i'm naturally gifted like that.
i can't sing some normal pitch songs, but i can sing really high and really low.

Most Likely to become a total drama queen: Helen, being an Aussie idol will get to her head!


from my weird friend Suwen aka Sven aka Junaberry, who has an obsession with being raped...

Most Likely to live to 100: Helen - she will indefinitely create a freezing, immortality type thing and freeze herself at 16 then wake up at 100 and die promptly as she is unfreezified
...
strange i know.

Most Likely to become a total drama queen: HELEN!!!!!!
already am darlink.

Most Likely to become a singer: Helen - first bonafide ABV pop singer. (australian born viet)
yeah...
So i haven't sifted through all of them, but most of them are i'm gonna be a doctor who makes money by singing part-time.
:lol:

i just wanna say to my c.l.a.s.s chums
aka bum buddies...
YOU FREAKS.
I HAVE LIKE 60 FREAKIN EMAILS TO READ!!!!
ah fun.

also...
sitting in c.l.a.s.s the other day,
my friend sven (see above)
goes, helen you have nice boobs....
TO BE CONTINUED...

Loff Kweenie xoxo