PULL YOUR SKIRT DOWN...Helen can see your pen!s. - Alex & Helen, 2007.
Helen knows Helen told youse about this incident a few months ago.
But Helen saw it in her friend's quote book again today.
Couldn't resist.
:P:P
SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 238 movies on this list. Then, put x's next to the movies you've seen and add them up.
[spoiler] (x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
( ) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong
Total so far: 11
(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(x) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
(x) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
(x) The Ring
(x) The Ring 2
(x) Surviving X-MAS
( ) Flubber
Total: 12
Total so far: 18
(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
( ) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
(x) Ghost Ship
( ) From Hell
(x) Man of the House
( ) The New World
( ) Casanova
( ) Oliver Twist
(x) The Da Vinci Code
(x) Happy Feet
(x) Casino Royale
(x) Borat
(x) The Departed
Total: 9
Total so far: 27
(x) The Day After Tomorrow
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(x) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
(x) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
(x) Son Of The Mask
otal: 12
Total so far: 39
(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
(x) Bourne Identity
(x) Bourne Supremecy
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
( ) Curious George
Total: 8
Total so far: 47
( ) Christine
(x) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
(x) My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour
(x) Rush Hour 2
Total: 6
Total so far: 53
( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
(x) Sideways
( ) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
( ) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3
Total: 8
Total so far: 61
(x) X-Men
(x) X2
(x) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire
( ) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
(x) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
Total: 15
Total so far: 76
(x) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook
( ) K-Pax
( ) Kippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
( ) Ice Castles
(x) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
( ) Halloweentown
(X) Wedding Crashers
(x) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
(x) Finding Nemo
(x) Sponge Bob Square Pants Movie
(x) Madagascar
(x)Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Total: 11
Total so far: 87
(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
( ) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
( ) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
( ) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total: 3
Total so far: 90
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Thr3e
( ) Crash
(x) Tim Burton's Corpse Bride
(x ) Kicking and Screaming
(x) The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
(x) Pride and Prejudice
(x) House of Wax
( ) Cursed
Total: 6
Total so far: 96
(x) The Jacket
(x) Kung Fu Hustle
( ) Shaolin Soccer
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
( ) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
( ) Shaun Of the Dead
( ) Willard
(x) Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
(x) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
(x) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
(x) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Total: 8
Total so far: 104
( ) High Tension
(x) Club Dread
(x) Hulk
(x) Dawn Of the Dead
(x) Hook
(x) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
( ) Waterworld
Total: 6
Total so far: 110
(x) Mortal Kombat
(x) Wolf Creek
(x) Kingdom of Heaven
(x) the Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Army of Darkness
Total: 4
Total so far: 114
(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total: 6
Total so far: 120
(x) The Matrix
(x) The Matrix Reloaded
(x) The Matrix Revolutions
(x) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police
(x) Red Dragon
(x) Silence of the Lambs
(x) Hannibal
Total: 8
Total so far: 128
(x) Batman Begins
(x) Fantastic Four
(x) Chicken Little
(x) The Pacifier
(x) Saw
(x) Saw II
( ) Saw III
(x) Scream
( ) Scream II
( ) Scream III
Total: 7
Total so far: 135
(x) Cheaper by the Dozen
(x) Cheaper by the Dozen 2
(x) The Dukes of Hazzard
(x) The Exorcism of Emily Rose
(x) Sin City
(x) Herbie: Fully Loaded
(x) Jarhead
(x) Cinderella Man
Total: 8
Total so far: 143
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie II
(x) Scary Movie III
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) Failure to Launch
(x) The Pink Panther
(x) The Santa Clause
(x) The Santa Clause 2
(x)The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
Total: 9
Total so far: 152
( ) World Trade Center
(x)Step Up
(x) Miami Vice
( ) Flushed Away
(x) The Shaggy Dog
( ) The Benchwarmers
(x) The Guardian
(x) Nanny McPhee
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
( ) The Illusionist
(x) Snakes on a Plane
(x) She's the Man
( ) The Wicker Man
(x) The Covenant
(x) The Black Dahlia
( ) Flyboys
Total: 9
Total so far: 161 [/spoiler]
Mm hmm ladies and gentlemen, that is a total of 161 out of 238,
approximately 2/3's.
Helen went lookin' around and thought Helen had the highest so far...
until Helen saw that Joey aka noahcrash had seen all but 6.
*sigh*
Once again, Helen is the underachiever.
:P:P
Seems like life's been a lot like that lately for Helen.
Helen's a bit pissed off with Helen's friend Michelle, which some of Helen's friends here know.
She won't debate next week, which means Helen's team needs to have crappy Matthew.
Who has worse public skills than a person with a lisp and a thick Russian accent.
:P:P
*sigh*
Helen told her it was being selfish,
seeing as Helen have no choice but to debate,
but seems no-one listens to Helen lately either.
Wellllllllllls.
SOMEONE SEND HELEN A LETTER.
Sent monster_monster a letter today.
Helen put a huge ass ******* in it to surprise her.
No, not that kind of *******.
:P:P
Took Helen half an hour to
a. find a card cos Helen didn't have any nice paper.
b.find a nice ******* to put in it.
Can anyone guess what the ******* was?
:D:D
6 letters, and you would find them in scrapbooks, or kids' school work.
Let's hope the mail service from Australia to Norwegia (:P:P) is sufficient.
If you ask for Helen's address and send Helen something reeeeeeally nice,
who knows?
"There'll be a knock,
*knock knock*
ring,
*ring ring*
Letters through your dooooooooor!"
Yay Postman Pat!
lol.
Loff Kweenie xoxo