"Then in the middle of the night, she rolled over and grabbed Mr Herald and the boys. They were not amused." - Jack, Will & Grace.

Hehe.
My sis and I just started watching Will & Grace.

And yaaaaaaaaay!
My letter to Norwegia has arriveddddddd.
Which is quicker than I expected, under one week, cos I posted it on Thursday, and it's now Tuesday.
Teehee.
Hopefully Monster scans it and sends it to me,
so I can show y'all the huge ass fluffy....
BLUE STICKER I STUCK IN IT!
Teehee.
I found it in the scrapbooking aisle,
and it's like this fluffy dress, with an eye mask with a feather.
Teehee.
:D:D

Anyhoo.
Mum, and then dad, called me fat again.
F-cking hell.
Yes I am getting fatter.
But it's like winter.
And this is the 3rd time in like two weeks.
:roll:
EDIT: Just had dinner.
To spite my mum, only ate half my rice.
:)
And told her, I don't want to eat anymore, seeing as I'm so fat.

Baby has had a virus for the past few days,
so she's still recovering.
and must be held 24/7.
i woke up at like 3 am this morning, downstairs,
and i could hear the baby crying upstairs,
through like 4 doors andd God-knows how much cement.
:roll:

Anyhooo.
Yesterday at school.

Homeroom
was late, and teacher was being a whoreee today.
(even though i'm like always late)
lol.
and made me go to the office and sign in.

Session 1 - Maths
Didn't do much.
as usual.
:)

Session 2 - Italian.
Boring, since we don't have our regular teacher anymore,
and we have this other weird teacher.
Bleugh.

Session 3 - P.E aka Sport.
We started our Athletics block.
I got 6.4 m in triple jump, which is the most in our c.l.a.s.s
and just under one half of the women's current world record.
:D:D
conversion for you silly imperial system users.
:)
6.4 metres = 20.997 375 328 feet

Ohhhhh.
Reminds me.
A few weeks ago, in Maths, we did this stretching thing,
where you sit on a chair,
with your ass fully on the chair,
stretch as far forward with your arms as you can,
and measure from your butt to your fingertips.
I got 1.3 m, the most in the c.l.a.s.s which is weird cos I'm like one of the shortest people in the c.l.a.s.s.
Lol.
Conversion = 4.265 091 864 feet

Session 4 - Society and Environment/S+E aka Social Studies.
Did something...
Honestly cannot remember what.
:lol:

Session 5 - Health
Haha.
Best session.
We did skits, because that's all we ever do in Health c.l.a.s.s.
Lol.
They were to do with marijuana,
and we had to show what could happen.

Anyhoo in my group, I played a person who got pregnant and smoked marijuana during the pregnancy.
teehee.
I rolled up my jumper, stuffed it into the hood of it, and tied the two strings around my tummy.
See the problem was, when I 'gave birth'
(aka sat on two chairs, legs slightly apart, laughing *I was wearing PANTS thank you very much*)
the baby lump was supposed to go away.
but I had tied the two strings together in a knot, instead of a bow.
so I had to swing the lump around from my front to my side, when I was side-on with the audience,
and then to my back when i was facing the audience.
Lol.

One group did a WWII themed one, 'cos we're studying that in S+E.
They even worked the Terminator into it.
:lol:
now, marijuana joints will be known as 'spliffs.'
:D:D

BEWARE, YOUTUBE AHEAD.
(sorry Sassy)

Someone did a video trailer , with audio from A Walk To Remember, one of my favourite movies,
with visual scenes from Harry Potter 4.
Pretty good matchups and all.

Hehe.
Another Harry Potter one , this time set to sound from the scene in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.

EDIT: Marie (mieball) showed me and monster this one, of a girl trying to park her car in Italy.
All I could think while watching it: IDIOTIDIOTIDIOTRETARD.
The car was sooo obviously not going to fit!
:roll::lol::D:D

Dang.
Was searching for pictures of deer-like calfs
:D:D
and found this horrible picture of a disembowled calf,
and the workers refused to euthanise it or something.
poor thing.
that's why i don't eat veal,
or any kind of baby (animal) meat.
not saying that eating adult (animal) meat not as BAD.
but still.
*shudder*

A fawn.

A Highlander cow I think it is, much like the one on Tee's blog.

Lol, THINK this one's a calf.
:)

A moose and a calf.
Teehee.

And...

Teehee.
Creepy fish, eh?

Not quite as bad as this one...

...aptly named, the devil fish.
:P:wink:

A picture I saw on Laura's blog, and just HAD to post.
Lol, cos me and Tim, this guy in my c.l.a.s.s we regularly quote it.
Not much to quote, 'cos it's just Peter sitting there for like 5 minutes, rubbing his knee cos he fell over,
and he just keeps like sucking in air and releasing, like you would when something hurts.
Freakin' hilarious.

Oh and uh, haven't posted this for a while.
*hides eyes in shame*

RIP Drea.
My loverly Fun Friends Fanatic Freak.
:)

'Tis 10.33 pm now, and I must be off to practice me piano.
But I MAY be on early tomorrow morning, as my parents are going to a fish market.
Like, 6/7 pm US time or 12 am Europe time.
teehee
:D:D
bye y'all!

EDIT: Drawing of me spam!

:D:D 

Loff Kweenie xoxo