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I am winah!

Yeah i totally won a contest on the OT forums, pretty good seeing as how one of my entries was basically not supposed to be taken seriously.  You had to come up with a caption for this picture.

My stupid idea that wasnt supposed to be taken seriously was "So uh, where do I poop?"
And my winning caption was "If MacGyver was a hobo"
Wow my self esteem raised by 2 attack levels!
my prize was............... this picture!

wow I'm totally watching it all tomorrow.





In other news "But I poop from there." becomes one of my new things to say.

T3h b10g 0f John E is t3h 5ux!11!!11!!11!!11one

well it is, anyways super bowl is on, hoping the red sox win this one, they got michael jordon AND tiger woods so they're bound to win.  Anyways this song has been stuck in my head all freaking last week.
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it is awesome

freedom to tag

yeah first real emblem: Tagger Flirt.  and while your reading this join the freedom union, im an officer so you know its the best union ever.

Mr. T is the greatest

Wow his new show kicks so much anal orifices.  In fact to whoever is reading this Mr. T>Chuck Norris.  Yeah I said it, BYAAAAAAAAA!1!!11!!1!11!!1

John is back.

Yes! Finally back and have good internet and xbox live.  Since i last bloged nothing happened.  I saw a lot of movies, Fun with Dick and Jane-awesome, Pink Panther-awsome, Second-hand Lions-awsome, Kindergarten Cop-MAD AWESOME, Monster House-not awesome but it was worth it after being able to see my little cousin yell out look behind you and stay in the fetal position the entire movie.  uhh hopefully my blogs will be more interesting from here out.

1st blog-Schools out "vacation" "fun" & lighter notes

Whoop dee doo schools out.
I am happy its over as well as exams which everyone aced (sarcasm).  As much as it is nice to be out of school I get to go to Sebago Maine for the whole freaking summer.  OK it is a nice town and all but there is nobody my age around except for one of my cousins.  We get very crappy wireless Internet here (I use a laptop) that is only good on 1 windowsill.  despite it being my laptop my dad uses it as much as me, possibly more.  No cable TV or XBOX live, yet thats easy to live without.  To make things worse the neighbors trampoline broke.  now i don't jump on it but the neighbor's daughter and her friends like to jump on it in bikinis!  Jeez what great luck. :(

On a lighter, happier note i will write about things others may care about. For starters I saw the movie "Forest Gump" for the first time before we left for Maine. A freaking plus.  Funniest movie with a 'slow' person in it.  leaves "The Ringer" in the dust, yet that was good too.

Well from now on I'll try to have my blogs more interesting thanks for reading, and if you really did read you get to see this...