you know what makes me mad? how everyone seems to be average nowadays.

"I'm just an average guy" "you know, average" most about me's have the fact that they're average, well guess what I'M NOT AVERAGE!!!1

Being average is overrated, what if i don't want to be average. Well the average joe ain't gonna stop me!!! And what's so unaverage about me. This blog is one. How many people have posted that they're not average, huh??? If they have they're smart!!!!

And who are you to say i'm not average. For all you know i'm Bruce Springsteen, Rob Halford, Pete Townsend (all my famous people are musicians, live it, learn it, love the rock!) i could be anyone!!!

I could have a split tongue, two toes, 7 toes, two pupils...on each eye!!!! maybe i'm this guy

or this guy, or this guy

maybe i'm the president, or a canidate, maybe i AM stephen colbert, maybe i am the now retired manager of the beatles. i could be a prototype super-soldier or the model guy for master chief. I could be Stuttering Tom Or Handsome Craig (vice versa, my bad st and hc)

Maybe i'm a great artist, maybe i'm your favorite movie star. Maybe the reason i haven't given a name, age, or anything is because i don't want to lie or cause a big sensation. Who knows? You don't. I can almost promise you, you don't. And i want to tell hp, if you tell a word i'll hunt you down and slowly kill you.

Okay, rant over, i like to use commas, have you noticed?