NOTE: I know that not all of this makes sense, for example, i know that Ozzfest came much later, but just bear with me.

CREATION

Before the world we live in today exsisted, there was a vast place known as Birmingham. Hippies and soft rock ruled everything. Then, a man named Tony Iommi sacraficed his fingers to create heavy metal. Ozzy Osbourne took over heavy metal and created Ozzfest. Using this, heavy metal was spread. Ozzy then created Sabbath, lord of darkness. He also created the Iron Man, who served as Ozzy's right hand man and guard.

THE NEXT GENERATION

As Ozzy grew old, and as heavy metal branched out, new metal gods were created. The strongest one was Alice Cooper. Ozzy recognized Alice's talents and accepted him as his son. Alice had a servant built for him known as the Teenage Frankenstien. Eventuall, Alice took over Ozzfest, which kept it's name for it's original ruler.

BETRAYAL

With Alice Cooper know ruling Ozzfest, new gods began to emerge. Dee Snider, the god of wisdom was one of them. Also, four prophets appeared. They were a musician, a cat, an alien, and a demon. They were known as KISS. It seemed as if they would become the next rulers of Ozzfest, but slowly they were decieved and eventually, they sold out and went disco, killing heavy metal. But all was not lost, for from the remains of metal rose a new wave of hard rock. And from that, Halford was born.

REDEMPTION

With disco rampant and metal dead, all hope rested with Halford. Alice recognized this and accepted him as his son, as Ozzy had done with him. So Halford assembled four great warriors and formed Judas Priest. Judas Priest restored heavy metal by creating a new wave of metal that blew the crap out of disco. KISS then realized thier mistake and redeemed themselves by making metal once again. Alice Cooper stepped down and Halford ruled Ozzfest. Under Halford's rule, heavy metal seemed to explode into full power. Many great metal gods were created, but the one that stood out from the rest was Bruce Dickinson. Halford accepted him as his son, like Alice and Ozzy had done. And then, all was at peace for metal... Haha! Peaceful metal. Yeah right!