The Rise of the Hair
After Halford restored peace to heavy metal (and by peace I mean loud, crazy strength and power) all was well. With Bruce and Maiden and Halford and Priest, all was perfect. Especially in a land called the Sunset Strip. There heavy metal thrived, but it was contained in the Strip. So Halford, unknowingly, released the metal from the Strip. Metal exploded to all corners of the known world. At first all was good, but soon, the metal that was released went out of control. It became the force known as the Hair. It became so powerful, that not even Halford, the Metal God himself could stop it. And so the world was engulfed in the Hair's might, but luckily, it was still metal. Halford may not have had control, but the Hair also protected all of Ozzfest.
The Wrath of the Courts of Evil.
The Hair was still at large, which was not entirely bad. Halford could do nothing to stop it, but there was no need to, so all was well. But then, one day, a woman appeared in the Strip. With disgust, she looked at the core of the Hair. Then she struck. The woman was Tipper Gore. She despised all the world and wished to overthrow Halford and destroy metal. But in order to do that, she needed to get through the Hair. And at first, it seemed she would. Seeing this threat, Halford sent the wise one Dee Snider, to deal with the shrew. Dee and Tipper fought for weeks on end, but in the end, Dee was victorious. He defeated Tipper Gore, but in the process, the Hair was strengthened. All was well once again.
The Fall of the Hair.
With the Hair still in complete control there was not much for the metal gods to do. All was peaceful, but rather boring. But eventually, Halford noticed that, while the Hair was a great mass of Metal, it was transforming metal into pop music. Fearing the downfall of Metal, Halford found an underground form of metal known as Thrash. These bands were immune to the powers of the hair. So Halford summoned the four most powerful groups. They were known as The Big Four. Led by Metallica, there was Megadeth, Anthrax, and Slayer. These four had great power, and with it they took the Hair and defeated it. Beaten, the Hair was allowed to live, but was under the control of the Big Four. Once again, all was well.
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