Okay as the title suggests this is a rebuttal to hp's "Metal Awards" i'll be giving all the awards he gave, but with a few added things. So HERE WE GO m/
BEST EARLY METAL BAND NOMINEES:
Led Zeppelin-One of the best metal acts of all time, they are absolute metal gods, don't deny them this spot
Black Sabbath-While LedZep started a softer easier path for metal lovers these guys were headbangers all the way, there were two true gods of metal who started it all and Zeppelin and Sabbath are them.
Iron butterfly-They are widely credited with being the first true metal band.
Deep Purple-Truly Great.
WINNER: Black Sabbath-C'mon face it.
STATUS COMPARED TO HP'S: AGREED
BEST MID 70's METAL BAND NOMINEES:
Black Sabbath-Here they come again
Led Zeppelin-Look familiar? you see the fact that these guys are appearing again is just testemant to their Metal God status.
Judas Priest- PRIEST BABY!!! these guys are arguably the greatest metal band of all time, contested with sabbath and zeppelin.
AC/DC- c'mon, what more do i need to say?
AND THE WINNER IS...!LED ZEPPELIN!!!! you can't make a metal awards without rewarding Zeppelin for SOMETHING!
STATUS WITH HP'S: DISAGREED
Best New Wave Of British Metal Nominees:
Iron Maiden- 4 words, Number Of The Beast, 1 word, Eddy, two more words, freakin' rocks, now put it together and you get two words, Iron Maiden.
Def Leppard-ahh, defleppard, definitely. (lol just realized there's a pun in that as i started to work on best glam)
Motorhead- "AND I DON'T WANT TO LIVE FOREVER, THE ACE OF SPADES, THE ACE OF SPADES!!!! nothing can say Motorhead better than that
Judas Priest- You've Got Another Thing Coming, Diamonds And Rust, Heading Out To The Highway, Electric Eye, Hell Bent For Leather, Screamin' For Vengeance, Breaking The Law, Livin' After Midnight, man i don't have to be old to be wise (bad pun there) to know that these guys are definitely one of the best new wave of british metal if not the...
BEST NEW WAVE BRITISH METAL BAND IS...JUDAS PRIEST!!!
argue and you obviously do not know metal...at all
STATUS WITH HP'S: DISAGREED
BESTHAIR METAL BANDS
Kiss- I will give HP this much, kiss is one of the best hairmetal bands (though they are more shock rock than anything ((or maybe shock metal)) they are kinda hair) ever
Motley Crue-okay i put that that big so you can read it. lol that is funny. I wonder if it hurts to be that glam?
Def Leppard-...again
Poison-why poison...why?? i'm not saying i don't like power ballads but going unplugged IS NOT METAL!!!WHATTHE @#!$DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH METAL!?!?!?!
AND THE BEST HAIR(glam) IS:
MOTLEY CRUE: look at them...thentell me they are not the best
BEST THRASH METAL(my kind of metal!)
Slayer-"God Listens-TO SLAYER!! have you seen that pic yet? here: 
Metallica- metallica baby...metallica.
Megadeth- The band was made for revenge...you don't get much more metal than that.
Anthrax- that's a really good name
BEST THRASH BAND:
...tie??? that's right both METALLICA and MEGADETH take home the gold, ...wait no BOTH OF THEM ARE LOSERS!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!! poor dave, still hasn't won...okay he has but you can't argue with "End of passion play crumbling away, i'm your source of self destruction" now can you?
and that is where i will end my reply and remember people
