Well, I'd befriend my cellmate Yinsen after he saves my life by creating me an electromagnetic device to stop shrapnel from entering my heart. Then, using our combined intelligence, we'd build a big metal suit with all sorts of boom makers and death bringer's attached powered by said electromagnetic contraption. During my incredible and daring escape, Yinsen would die and would make me reevaluate my position as an arms dealer. Long story short, I'd become a badass flying weapon-man who saves lives. Failing that, I'd probably just get raped or something.
Not at all, I didn't get my first proper girlfriend until I was 20. I don't see anything wrong with that, been with her for eight months now and we're very happy.
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