i1yodsyo1i has been killed in action in Gamespot, today at 1415 hours PT. note retrieved on his body. It says,

"Godspeed Gamespot. Nice knowing you, but your reviews have surely gone down in quality. I have not even bothered to read your reviews anymore. Also, the unions are nothing special to me anymore... sorry to all. Last game I'm playing is Battlefield 1943 and 'Splosion Man. I plan to get Golden Sun DS.

I'm out"

A memorial service is scheduled today, and hisbody will be burned so he doesn't return as a zombie.