[QUOTE="sniper_basic"][QUOTE="Chloroformality"]

[QUOTE="sniper_basic"]I always found that actually playing the game with them really helps them comprehend it better. Don't forget to make up new rules at random intervals to make sure you always win/turn it into a strip game.Chloroformality

That's not a bad idea.

Except that last part. She's Catholic.....

Does she hate her father or any authority figure? If she does, she's beggin' for a strip game.

Believe me, I don't need to trick her into playing a game in order to get her clothes off.

She's a sweet girl. though. I'd much rather just enjoy the game. 

You do or you dont.

[QUOTE="I_am_White"]

I have a job interview in frisco on monday. it's a 2 hr drive from where i'm from, so when I'm done. I'll "bump" into you guys and you talk like we're old pals. Age 21 btw. :)

so address. *snaps fingers*

Chloroformality

I can tell you don't meet very many girls... 

well at work and that's about it. I dont go looking in skanky nightclubs.

go out side and tell her to put the ball on the ground, then bend over with her hands on the ball  :shock:zero9167

that sounded...out of place ;)

[QUOTE="I_am_White"]

Leave her and give me her address. I'll be more than willing to take the time to explain all the sports without sounding irritated like you are.

 

Only 1 Requirement:

-Must be pretty

Chloroformality

I keep my cool when she brings it up. It's not like I go ape and fling crap all over the place.

"....Wha?!.... SPORTS?!!......AAAAAAHHHH" ... and there flys the poo....

the last thing I do is cause a girl to feel out of place, or like she's bothering me at all. The only reason I get somewhat agitated is because I've told her time and time again that I don't know about sports, but she keeps asking. I just don't show it.

.....and.... I think I'll hold on to her adress. She might find you a bit creepy...

.....and she's pretty cute, what with that German accent and all. I think I'll keep the adress for myself.

Anyhow, the Wikipedia option was definately offered to her, but I know for a fact that she wants me to explain it to her. If she really enjoyed hearing me talk, she could just as easily ask about Renderman... but since she's asking about sports, I'm asking for some help.

Does anyone, at all.... know like... five or six, easy-to-understand things about football that I could tell her? 

I have a job interview in frisco on monday. it's a 2 hr drive from where i'm from, so when I'm done. I'll "bump" into you guys and you talk like we're old pals. Age 21 btw. :)

so address. *snaps fingers*

Before answering can I just ask why?Fire_Fly

Doing a covert sting(k) operation on unsuspecting co-worker.

Call her a nappy headed ho.StEaKAsSaSsIn

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