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Console Wars are stupid.

Omg hi.

But I'm a little moody today. Not only from then fact Sakurai delays a good update for another day (Well, I guess Sin and Punishment AT isn't that bad), but the general crap flowing around Smash Bros. Circles these days.

"OMG LOOK DEY BE A STAGE CREATOR WE BETTAR DAN HAYLOE NAO"

"I KNORITE ALL DEY HAS IS SUM STOOPID FORJ WE HAS TEH STAYG MAKER-"

No. Shut up.

Now let me get this out of the way. I love me some Nintedo Super Smash Bros. Besides, wavedashing with Luigi is a lot better than seeing the pro street fighter matches. It never feels the same.

When I saw the update talking about it, I was pretty happy. But of course some nub just has to say "WE'RE BETTER THAN HALO NOW WE GOTS INTERNETS AND SPECTATOR AND MATCH GAMMLIN AND STAGE MAKER DO WANT DO WANT DO WANT".

It's pretty epic lulz to see these bonafide nintendo fanboys parade around multiple game forums, bragging about their new-found features. While this hasn't happened much on Smashboards (BEST FORUM ON THE WEB), much fanboy spam crops up.

And it's pretty stupid.

Maybe I'm just spouting the obvious here, but we're looking at the same Nintendo that had to delay YEARS off of Twilight Princess; all the way to the Wii. The same Nintendo that had the Virtual Boy. The same Nintendo that just grew some balls and is doggy-paddling into the sea of online titles.

To see these arrogant fanboys striding around, with the same air of authority as the Ridley For Brawl Fanclub (Actually, they had an acronym that spelled something stupid) before they got the big "B&" from Smashboards for a big old spam attack on everyone, it's just sickening. Now I'm not saying it's Nintendo's fault, because I know Microsoft needs to stfu and fix the 360s before they pump out all this stuff. But seriously, what?