Gather round kids, let me tell you all a story

'Bout a worm who's journey wasn't perfunctory:

His name was Jim,

he was quite slim,

but his suit was much stronger.

I heard through the grapevine

that he was a fan of the bovine,

but his whole tale is much longer.

It all started when his suit from the sky came falling

He put it on and his crow nemesis found all this appalling.

So Jim took a joy ride around the Milky Way,

making sure not to speed too fast,

any enemy received from his gun a mean blast,

'Cause, other than Jeopardy, Jim didn't like to play.

But one day he saw a stunning girl,

to which he said to himself "Princess? What's yer name?"

She smiled and laughed and said, "Hey! Mine's the same!"

But Psy-Crow appeared and took her, Jim wanting to save "his pearl"

Through locales like Junk City and Heck he gave chase

Even more thugs trying to slow him

Even a hick who was not quite trim.

Jim finally cornered the crow, somewhere in space.

After an epic battle involving cows,

Jim took his sweetie to the nearest chapel drive-thru

Jim took ordered the ceremony and said "I do."

His journey was seemingly over, with everyone taking their bow.

But misfortune would come another day

With Psy-Crow plotting to take her back,

stealing her like a cheap knick-knack.

But that is all we can read for today...