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Cockblocker! That is all. Seriously. That was it. Ok, now this blog update is over, honestly. Stop scrolling down! Cockblocker. Stop scrolling! Or else. Yo mom! What if this blog post never ends? Have you thought of that? You'll sit here scrolling down for all eternity. Until you die of old age. Or perhaps of a heartattack when I say... COCKBLOCKER!

I was as good as broke, but with my last few pennies I bought DoD:S. Only to find out I kinda didn't like it. In fact I kinda hate it. Seriously, were they trying to make it realistic or arcadey? Somewhere along the way I think they got confused and made it both. So the style of gameplay is some kind of Frankensteins monster and generally horrible. So err...I'm not playing DoD:S. Oh well, at least I have Battlefield 2. Perfectly balanced gameplay. But oh neos!11 I'm not playing BF2 either cause the 1.03 patch ****** the game up so badly I can barely play it and I've lost patience with those incompetent cockblockers at DICEA. I'm not playing Boiling Point either. You already know why. It's the crappiest game ever known to man! It's so dreadfully horrible I vomit a bit just thinking of it. So yeah...I'm not playing anything at all, I FEAR.

That incredibly annoying bug where the topic list wouldn't appear has now been fixed. Now let's just hope they fix the rest of the site. Like the comments section, where you can mess up the HTML of the whole page, like I did. It wasn't on purpose, honest!

We waited 1+ week. And boy was it worth it! These are just a few examples. 1. One improvement which was implemented today I believe, is the ability to not see the main board pages. Therefore you can't post new topics...or pretty much at all. This is a very smart feature as it drastically lessens the bandwidth stolen by those pesky forums. You can however post in threads in your Posting History, where you can discuss with the other 1-10 people who have previously posted in it. 2. I can't level up. I'm stuck at Level 1 and the percentage bar never moves. This is also good since it learns newbs how to use HTML to format the text. Plus you can't post more advanced HTML so newbs don't go spamming the place with tubgirl and goatse. 3. Avatars are small as the **** of a fly. No more offensive avatars, cause you can't make out what the hell they're supposed to be anyway.

I bought Boiling Point recently. Or well, basically got it for free. So me being quite satisfied at the bargain I went home and installed it on my almighty PC. OMFG! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS **** PIECE OF CRAP! Despite being disgusted by its total lack of any quality whatsoever I continued to play for an hour or two, in an attempt to find the quality. I failed. I can for certain tell you that the first impression remained true. Sure, the concept is nice, but who gives a **** I want a refund. Update Wrote a terrible review of the terrible game.