Cockblocker! That is all. Seriously. That was it. Ok, now this blog update is over, honestly. Stop scrolling down! Cockblocker. Stop scrolling! Or else. Yo mom! What if this blog post never ends? Have you thought of that? You'll sit here scrolling down for all eternity. Until you die of old age. Or perhaps of a heartattack when I say... COCKBLOCKER!