I have a hat. It is a funktacular hat which is blue and has Costa Del Sol on it.

What I really want is one of the Half-Life 2 hats they gave away with all Steam Gold purchases of Half-Life 2. That would be a funktacularly spenfunkulous hat to wear for gaming. As it is, this hat here is my lucky Deathmatch hat. I wore it when I beat chis at HL2DM and I wore it when I kicked ass at Doom 3. It is a funkatronic hat, ok?