Okay, so this morning, I'm eating these really crappy pancakes. My dog looks at me and barks. I know he just wants my food, so I ignore him. He starts biting my leg. Not hard, just knawing on it, like a rat. When I cut off another piece, he bites my leg as hard as possible. I shriek and drop my fork. He eats my pancake and throws up on the kitchen floor. FML